i want to try and make people smile when they read this page, so feel free to write a joke or tell a funny story...you might make someones day :-)
I have struggled with depression for a while now, so i know how a smile can make a difference, so in the spirit of being happy, i will start off the jokes/stories...
2 rabbit families,1 from the city,1 from the country. the city rabbits invited the country family over for christmas. During the meal the father of the country rabbits asked "how do you cross the road with so many cars"?. "well i shall show you" replied the father of the city rabbits. So they all trekked outside... The father of the city rabbits ran across the road just as a car was approaching, he reached the middle of the road and ducked down.The car went over him and the rabbit trotted to the other side. so now the country rabbit tried it, he reached the middle of the road and ducked down,car came..SPLAT.. *gasps*
"what was the chance of a 3-wheeler coming along"
2007-01-15 17:01:49 · 14 answers · asked by fireman sam 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe.. poor bunny.. How 'bout this?
1. 1. There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
2. When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog that barks all the time run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
3. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
4. A penny saved is a government oversight.
5. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
6. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
7. He who hesitates is probably right.
8. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
9. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
10. Living on earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
2007-01-15 17:07:59 · answer #1 · answered by Goldylocks 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Happy smile
2016-05-24 20:50:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don't you be a good Samaritan and take him home."
The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man.
The drunk's wife greets them at the door: "Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where's his wheel chair?"
2007-01-15 20:44:07 · answer #3 · answered by leannexfairy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
after a heavy night, a man rolls over to find possibly the ugliest woman in the world sleeping peacefully besides him,Aghast he very gently slides his arm out from under her, gets up , and dresses fast as he can, Stopping only to leave a £20 note on the dressing table, he tip toed out- only to feel a tug on his trouser leg. looking down, he sees a girl just as ugly as the one in the bed,"What"? she smiles toothlessly, "Nothing for the Bridesmaid"
2007-01-15 17:49:04 · answer #4 · answered by alan j UK 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If u saw the rabbit again next time karma u better not ...or you might die become the jack rabbit ... care if u care do not run over my friend said the sweetbunny
2007-01-15 17:14:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Okaaaayyyy....
Then there was the day I opened up my refrigerator and LO and Behold there was a bunny rabbit looking back at me!!!
I asked the bunny rabbit,"What are you doing in my refrigerator?"
The bunny rabbit asked me,"Is this refrigerator a Westinghouse?"
I said to the bunny rabbit,"It sure is."
The bunny rabbit then said,"Well...I'm Westing!"
2007-01-15 17:08:47 · answer #6 · answered by krazykritik 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you make 3 old ladies all say the "F" word at the same time? Have a fourth old lady yell Bingo!
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2007-01-15 17:08:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A family of moles were digging a new tunnel one day. In the lead was the daddy mole, then the mommy mole and the baby mole.
The daddy mole says "I smell carrots, do you smell that?"
The mommy mole says "I smell lettuce, do you smell that?"
The baby mole says "I smell molasses."
2007-01-15 18:26:52 · answer #8 · answered by jillo4113 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha... my older sis just killed a bunny. poor little guy. apparently... it was just bouncing along and right in the middle of a bounce... bam... it got stuck in her grill. she thought that maybe he got away... it wasnt until a few days later when she started to smell something rancid... that she knew what had happened. took her forever to get the thing outta there. sad isnt it... and im supposed to be cheering people up... ah well.
2007-01-15 17:10:54 · answer #9 · answered by Kate 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Bulletin: Weather forecast for tomorrow, "Hot and Wet".
"Crikey, great in a women, fukking lousy in weather."
Bulletin: Weather forecast for tomorrow, "Cold and Dry."
"Fukk, the wife's coming back and she's bringing her fukking mother."
Bulletin: Weather forecast for tomorrow, "Showers".
"Fukk, is it Saturday again?"
Bulletin: Weather forecast for tomorrow, "There's a cold front coming in".
"Fukking mother in law's on her way."
Gee, that orta get me another abuse report!
2007-01-15 17:15:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋