ao i guess u guys r stupid rite?...anyway iam not gonna pick a best answer...iam gonna tell u guys
(1) i have five hands and fifty fingers, and fiftyifive legs what am i?
ans: a liar
(2) a guy in a bathroom dies after drinking a poison and a guy in a living room didint..whay is that?
ans: becos he drank it inside a LIVING ROOM so he lives..
another riddle 4 u guys...what bright orange and sound like a parrot?....try this if u can
2007-01-15 16:57:44 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Number one is terrific, I'm gonna' use that one all day tomorrow!
I dunno the orange one, I'll check back to see your answer. But here's a joke that reminds me of:
An old man was sitting at the bus stop. Next to him is a punk-rocker with a green and orange mohawk. The old man is staring intently at the youth. Finally the kid says, "So, old timer, you never did anything wild when you were young?" And the old man replies, "well, I fucxxd a parrot once . . . I was wondering if we were related."
2007-01-15 17:10:16 · answer #1 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AN ORANGE PARROT OF COURSE
2007-01-16 01:26:19 · answer #2 · answered by Ellie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
an ant with a sore throat?
2007-01-16 01:06:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You!!!!!!!!
2007-01-16 04:09:16 · answer #4 · answered by Curious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dumb.
2007-01-16 01:43:44 · answer #5 · answered by Voodoid 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋