10. Immediately go shopping for a vibrator
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half
8. See if he could finally do a split
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping-pong ball 20 feet
6. Cross his legs without rearranging his crotch
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 20 minutes
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too
1. Finally find that damn G-Spot
2007-01-15 16:41:13 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thank you for the ideas of some things to do with MY vagina!
LOL!!!!!!
2007-01-15 16:45:19 · answer #1 · answered by >Golden Ticket< 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats great!!!!!!!!!! I haven't laughed that hard forever. I guess #10 covers what all my guy friends say, never leave the room and just play with themselves, but they also would have breasts. But if I was a man and I woke up with a vagina, I would wake her up and tell her to get the **** out ;)
2007-01-15 16:53:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My husband, if our "parts" were switched, would be bound and determined to prove how easy it is for a woman to orgasm...and when he/she doesn't, rub in the fact that round 2 is much easier said than done...and I would show him how it feels to not only not get off, but to not cuddle as well. HA! Trust me, I've thought about it!
2016-05-24 20:39:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like #6 the best! Funny
2007-01-15 16:47:27 · answer #4 · answered by gravytrain036 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Forgot a few:
Whine incessantly.
Call up friends and talk on the phone for an hour.
Show all his friends.
Ask his friends if his new vagina makes him look fat.
Watch Oprah.
2007-01-15 16:47:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
And figure our how to last longer than 3 minutes!
2007-01-15 19:21:51 · answer #6 · answered by Tumbleweed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looks like you're ready. Sleep tight!
2007-01-15 16:45:30 · answer #7 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not to mention all the money you'd make.
Your list is hilarious!
2007-01-15 16:44:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol .......... hillarious
:)
i now wonder what a woman wud do if she woke up with a penis!
anyways very funny .... i giv u 10/10 for that!!
ROCK ON
2007-01-15 16:59:52 · answer #9 · answered by tasha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny! Really good one!
2007-01-15 17:43:39 · answer #10 · answered by jillo4113 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋