One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word “beautiful” in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, “My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.”
“Very good, Suzie,” replied the teacher.
She then called on little Michael.
“My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully,” he said.
“Excellent, Michael!”
Then, the teacher called on little Johnny.
“Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, ‘Beautiful, ......just ******* beautiful!’”
2007-01-15 16:23:46 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha little johnny was damm beautiful!
2007-01-15 17:23:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe....thats one of the best part of little johnny humour that i like a lot!
:)
2007-01-16 00:32:21 · answer #2 · answered by AlisonJonshon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL.. hahaha.. good one
i love little Jhonny jokes
2007-01-16 00:31:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe that little johhny always a trouble maker.
2007-01-16 00:27:35 · answer #4 · answered by Emery 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah good one =) little
johnny always make me laugh!!
2007-01-16 00:56:02 · answer #5 · answered by Jizzle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! That was funny.
2007-01-16 00:28:31 · answer #6 · answered by Barlow 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what was the question?
2007-01-16 00:32:09 · answer #7 · answered by No Religion 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
OOF!
2007-01-16 01:47:26 · answer #8 · answered by Voodoid 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
XP!!!! LOL
2007-01-16 00:27:50 · answer #9 · answered by Ellie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..... thanks for the laugh......
2007-01-16 01:17:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋