Just read this and thought it was hilarious... so I thought I'd share.
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:
"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say:
"You're next."
This should clear up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.
2007-01-15 16:13:50 · 14 answers · asked by gravytrain036 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Laugh out loud funny; hysterical
2007-01-15 16:26:10 · answer #1 · answered by Ellie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats strange, i found the build-up funnier than the punch line.
Was it three seperate jokes?
If it was
9/10, 9/10, 6/10.
2007-01-15 16:19:17 · answer #2 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious! heheheh they were both great heheheheh !
2007-01-15 16:32:56 · answer #3 · answered by Emery 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! the frist one was funny
2007-01-15 16:20:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO I loved it . This is one i'll keep tyvm
2007-01-15 16:47:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! Good one!
2007-01-15 16:19:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good.
2007-01-15 16:17:51 · answer #7 · answered by neil 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny bravo
2007-01-15 16:21:02 · answer #8 · answered by A_GUY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You crack me up! Awesome!
2007-01-15 16:18:18 · answer #9 · answered by ARMY Babe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was great. LMAO
2007-01-15 17:15:40 · answer #10 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋