One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
2007-01-15 16:12:09 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Absolutely fabulous, the guy was as dumb as the babe, is that how he makes friends? great joke.
2007-01-15 20:25:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny! It got a titter out of me. But when she was unzipping why couldn't she tell whether the palm of her hand was facing toward her or away from her? She could have a serious problem with that numb hand. She needs to see a doctor.
2016-05-24 20:36:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!
2007-01-15 16:24:24 · answer #3 · answered by gravytrain036 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8.4599127 out of 10
2007-01-15 16:20:07 · answer #4 · answered by krazykritik 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How embarassing!
I've heard this one before but it always makes me smile.
2007-01-15 16:16:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha heeeee unzipped his fly...9/10
2007-01-15 16:59:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I should be so lucky, to have a gal like that in front of me.
2007-01-15 17:10:15 · answer #7 · answered by badbill1941 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Never heard that one! Loved it. :P
2007-01-15 16:16:41 · answer #8 · answered by Knee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i've read this one on here before
2007-01-15 16:16:13 · answer #9 · answered by Steve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny LOL :)
2007-01-15 16:30:04 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Mandy♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋