A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not an atheist."
Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a Christian."
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she is a Christian.
"Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My mom is a Christian, and my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly.
"What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
She paused, and smiled. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be an atheist."
2007-01-15 16:09:02 · 14 answers · asked by Borg_MonkeyDrone 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Damn straight.
2007-01-15 16:12:50 · answer #1 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny. Of course, I'm neither Christian nor an Atheist. But one man's ridicule is another man's joke...
2007-01-16 00:16:31 · answer #2 · answered by Boomer Wisdom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only part that I found offensive was the refrence to "fleshy fireworks". Ewwww
2007-01-16 00:15:22 · answer #3 · answered by ☆thumper203☆ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats pretty funny...
and to answer ur question...
i guess it would be offensive but
im with lucy on this one =)
2007-01-16 00:22:21 · answer #4 · answered by Jizzle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
beeeeuty 10/10
2007-01-16 01:02:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go Lucy, GO!
2007-01-16 04:15:48 · answer #6 · answered by Curious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Nope not offensive to me!! (of course I'm not atheist, so it might be)
2007-01-16 00:16:17 · answer #7 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-01-16 00:55:17 · answer #8 · answered by gravytrain036 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehehe...it might be a bit racist but i love the joke!!!
thank you for making me laugh today!:)
2007-01-16 00:16:09 · answer #9 · answered by AlisonJonshon 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny
2007-01-16 04:47:50 · answer #10 · answered by livvie locke vampire princess 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋