There is an international wrestling match between the U.S.A. and Russia. The American coach is talking to his star wrestler before the game and warns him about a new move the Russians have called the 'Russian Corkscrew'. He tells the boy that no matter what not to let him get that hold.The match begins and both sides are very even. At the last 30 seconds, the Russian pulls the 'Russian Corkscrew' on the American.The coach is very angry and leaves for the locker room. He starts slamming lockers and throwing chairs when suddenly he hears this weird sound coming from the gymnasium. LIstening in on it, he hears people chanting, "U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!"Surprised, he walks out onto the gymnasium to see the Russian passed out on the mat and the ref holding the American's hand up in the air in victory.After the match he pulls the boy aside and asked "How did you do it? How did you get out of the 'Russian Corkscrew'?"The boy replied, "I was laying on the mat and out of the corner of my eye I saw these testicles hanging there. I thought what have I got to lose so I bit down on them. Oh man, you never know your own strength till you bite your own balls!"
2007-01-15 16:01:21 · 8 answers · asked by gravytrain036 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've read it like three times and I still don't get it.. . yeah I'm slow.
2007-01-15 16:01:47 · update #1
When something causes you sudden extreme pain, your reaction is to jerk. He ended up biting his own balls, because he was twisted so much, and that caused him to jerk and break from the hold.
2007-01-15 16:15:16 · answer #1 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Camille , If your going to sit on the front porch and bark for 10 years you should have god's permission ;)
2016-03-28 23:40:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he was wrapped up and bit his own b***because he thought they were the Russians the pain gave him a burst of strength
2007-01-15 17:07:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He bit down on his own balls to get the strength to get out of the hold.....You may not get it.
2007-01-16 03:59:13 · answer #4 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. The explanations above are right. lol
2007-01-15 17:23:08 · answer #5 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he was wrapped up so tightly he couldn't tell whos balls he was biting
2007-01-15 16:07:05 · answer #6 · answered by Back To Enlightenment 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he bite the russian or himself well that's what i got from it.
2007-01-15 16:07:32 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Mandy♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because a man's testicles are the most importand and sensetive part of his body.... if a boy or a man attack you, attack his testicles first..... thanks for the laugh........
2007-01-15 17:39:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋