2007-01-15 15:59:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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I'm going to Hell... Will I need one there?
2007-01-15 16:06:32 · answer #1 · answered by Whatever 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope, no lawyers to plead your case up there. the lawyers who you ran into have already paid their dues and are retired...lol
when you get up there, you would have been judged on your way so maybe, you will be on your way down there instead of up there.....
you are better off pleading your case while you are still here....at least here you can be given a reprieve and probation ...
2007-01-16 03:01:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This question is biased, so I will say No, but only because you may have "screwed up" already in thinking there is a Heaven.
2007-01-16 00:06:20 · answer #3 · answered by Gwen 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. Heaven is a totalitarian community. Either you tow the line or you're burning. And by the way, Satan wasn't expelled. He escaped.
2007-01-16 00:06:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No. On judgment day if your name is not in the lamb's book of life he will say sorry I never knew you go and serve the one you served before.
2007-01-16 00:07:07 · answer #5 · answered by unbelievable 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, my cousin Horsesass.
2007-01-16 00:06:24 · answer #6 · answered by Dr.Do 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want Perry Mason.
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2007-01-16 00:03:26 · answer #7 · answered by Weird Darryl 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You sly devil, you.
Of course, Jesus!
And His Father is the judge.
2007-01-16 00:12:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
man..perry mason has been tooken. okay then i want matlock!!
2007-01-16 00:05:33 · answer #9 · answered by DO YOU KNOW WHERE GARY IS? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋