A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt.
The doctor looked concerned and said, "Show me where."
The blonde touched her own arm and screamed, "Ouch!"
Then she touched her leg and screamed, "Ouch!"
She touched her nose and cried, "Ouch!"
She looked at her doctor and said, "See? It hurts everywhere!"
The doctor laughed and said, "Don't worry; it's not serious. You''ve just got a broken index finger."
2007-01-15 15:52:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
dam cute
2007-01-15 17:34:53 · answer #1 · answered by Lisa M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
how r these?
a blonde was speeding along the road and was pulled over by a blonde police officer.
The blonde driver was asked to show the police offficer her licence.
She couldnt find it and got progressively agitated until she asked what does it look like?
The policewomean said its square and has your picture on it.finally she found a square mirror looked at it and handed it to the police officer.The cop looks at it and says sorry you can go. i didnt realise you were a police officer
11 women were holding ontro a rope and they needed one person to let go otherwise the rope would snap. there were ten blondes and one brunette. Soon the brunette gave a wonderful speech about how she was going to let go and she wanted them to know that she had had a wonderful life she finished
and alll the blondes........clapped
2007-01-15 23:59:37 · answer #2 · answered by ME I MYSELF 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My first and favorite blonde joke! Good job bringing it to the masses.
2007-01-16 00:02:47 · answer #3 · answered by Knee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it already...but it still funny to hear that:)
thank you for making me smile today
:)
2007-01-16 00:08:19 · answer #4 · answered by AlisonJonshon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this one a few times. It's cute, though. :-)
2007-01-16 00:03:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny8/10
2007-01-16 01:09:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well im sorry but it was a common mistake!!!
2007-01-15 23:57:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL very funny :)
2007-01-15 23:56:29 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Mandy♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO..........Nice one
2007-01-16 04:38:37 · answer #9 · answered by Curious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....... thanks for the laugh.......
2007-01-16 01:32:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋