1.Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
2.Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."
3.Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
4.Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
5.Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
6.If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
7. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
8.If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why can't he just dinner?
9.If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
10.Why do they call it asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere and hemorrhoid when it's in your ***?
11.Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
2007-01-15 15:34:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Speaking of burnt stuff....I met some people from Ghana, Africa that told me that where they come from, they prefer their corn on the cob grilled and BURNT !
2007-01-15 15:53:22 · answer #1 · answered by XCoSkiGirl1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. George Bush
2. Ronald Mcdonald...he's lovin' it
3. some human beings arent decent
4. because a light wouldn't keep on or ever warm in a freezer
5. well if a siemese twin can do it...
6. coconuts can't fix holes, silly.
7. because their crotch can imply other things as well
8. he doesn't feel up to it
9. almost caught be there...quizzes aren't quizzical
10. your as$ may have two hemisphered: each cheek...
11. no but if you fart on an elevator, the doors might open faster.
fun doing buissness with you buddy.
2007-01-15 16:07:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Farmer Bob
2. Farmer Bob
3. Because they don't just toast toast... they toast other, thicker things
4. Because the freezer is head level and more visible, PLUS people tend to stack things to the top which would trigger the light or make the light not visible anyways.
5. Nope
6. Because he was an idiot-savant.
7. I do
8. Because he has nothing else to do in the desert.
9. quizzes aren't really "quizzical"
10. ast
11. 1.3876112 seconds faster.
2007-01-15 15:41:12 · answer #3 · answered by Sarah 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
1. Build A time machine
2.Build A time machine
3.Just Watch the toast. it cooks quicker on a higher setting
4. Newer styles also have a light in the freezer
5.Yes,it can.
6.They don't have axes to cut dowm the tres for wood
7.I do
8.He's bulimic, he'll just vomit it up so what's the point
9.tests are testicles
10.No. Its goes at a predetermined rate.
2007-01-15 15:48:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
it confuses my preliminary step in direction of answering...yet by using the time i write i'm enlightened ;) on the different hand i think of...a question and the answer to it.. the two come to a decision on the subject of the "certainty". the two certainly one of them are necessary, because of the fact answering a question does sparkling the doubt yet a doubt is needed for an answer to sparkling it. it is why...the question is almost a medium which asks for the reality..during which an answer components the reality... so i think of the two. yet whilst the reality is there...it is going to finally shine...on the respond besides because of the fact the question and interior the eyes of the answerer ;) (you ask difficult questions...It stressful circumstances my wits!) wish i helped even slightly.
2016-10-31 05:41:29 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good questions! my freezer has a light though and for wile e coyote i think its just there because it s funny. if he can buy his own dinner then the show would be lame.
2007-01-15 15:39:39 · answer #6 · answered by jack s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Questions to live by. The world may never know.
Here's one:
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll lollipop?
The world still may never know.
2007-01-15 15:38:12 · answer #7 · answered by Donovan G 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
7. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
actually it is an american sign language sign for time :)
2007-01-15 15:51:18 · answer #8 · answered by Amanda 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All good questions!
My freezer has a light, though.
2007-01-15 15:36:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! Very Good! I loved # 9 the most though!!
2007-01-15 15:59:16 · answer #10 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋