trying to stalk my ex gf. need tips.
10pts for funniest answer.
2007-01-15 15:33:58 · 25 answers · asked by jorluke 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
wow season. sounds like you know so much...how many have you killed now?
2007-01-15 15:54:53 · update #1
actually, I was stalked once, and a most miserable experience it was. A lady I had a consensual fling with decided once was not enough and kept coming back for more. it got down right scary and sure enough once I began evading her there was a day when the death threat calls began. She went to some considerable expense to dig up info on me and my family. Going as far as to make a threat to my brother in law before I put my foot down and had to alert the police about it. I had several friends all of whom I suspected but when it became a death threat to a family member then that is where I had to draw the line. The file is open to this day.
Rather, I am just trying to find some humor here. Spare me your speaches about it being a real world danger. No Sh!t it is already.
2007-01-15 16:03:58 · update #2
Get a photo of a large number of people, and photoshop her face on all of them, then tape them all over her house.
2007-01-15 15:49:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Here's a few pages right outta the life of me....
Sit in her window well and use a coat hanger to poke through the screen and open the mini blinds, just enough to watch and hear everything, but not enough to be seen.
Here's another one...
Knock on her door and ask to use her washroom. Then place an mp3 player in "record" mode in the bathroom and leave it there to record the goings on in the house (this helps if the bathroom is very near the living room where the phone is). Use another lame excuse to come back later on in the day to collect the recorder...
Here's another one.....
Open an account in the ex's name on Classmates.com and see who tries to reach them...then throw info at them randomly to mess with their head and make them think you know people/info that you don't..
Be warned though, this kind of thing can and will get you arrested if caught......thank God.
2007-01-15 15:52:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I think I can help you.
When following in a car always put at least one car between you and your target. If that isn't possible keep at least 3 car lengths following distance. Remember, the night is your friend. Stalking at night is more effective because you can turn off your lights and essentially be invisible.
When using video equipment, always, always, always bring a spare battery. If possible a tripod is definitely a nice accessory to avoid excessive shakiness.
When following on foot remember to wear dark clothes. You probably want to wear a hoodie, preferably with the name of some dark gothic band on it to appear creepier. Also in your efforts to appear creepy don't clean or shave yourself for at least two days before commencing an operation.
I know there's a lot more to it, but those tips will help you immensely. Good luck my friend.
2007-01-15 15:46:30 · answer #3 · answered by The Royal Followills 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That's funny unless you've ever seriously been stalked to the point it gets scary...I don't think it's the best subject to joke about. Stalkers kill alot of people every year and it's the lets joke about it attitude that helps to fuel the fire.
2007-01-15 15:39:44 · answer #4 · answered by season_leigh 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Go to the post office and fill out a mail forwarding form and have her mail sent to your house. Mail is very informative (credit card statements, etc.) It takes about a month to figure out your mail is not coming. But you didn't get this from me. I would never do that...
and tampering with the mails is a federal offense punishable by about three years in spa
2007-01-15 15:38:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
1. drive to the local police station
2. turn yourself in
3. grow up
4. get a good psychiatrist upon release
2007-01-15 15:37:34 · answer #6 · answered by Justlookin 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Buy a wetsuit and hide in her toilet. Maybe wrap yourself in cotton and hide in her tampax box. The possibilities are endless...
2007-01-15 15:39:11 · answer #7 · answered by D4gotten1 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dress up as a punk rocker Jehovas witness...knock on her door at 8 in the morning, every morning, and tell her to f*ck off.
2007-01-15 15:38:38 · answer #8 · answered by Detroit Diva 3 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Drive your car to her house and watch her from afar and then imagine her calling the cops and them coming after you and taking you to jail. Or you could just call the cops yourself and save her a phone call.
2007-01-15 15:39:46 · answer #9 · answered by joeman_hulke 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Here's a tip....stalking is creepy!
Here's another tip...stalking can get you arrested...and rightly so!
2007-01-15 15:38:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋