2007-01-15 15:00:28 · 20 answers · asked by DO YOU KNOW WHERE GARY IS? 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Where the H E double hockey sticks have you been hiding? The Almighty Conch can do anything.
2007-01-15 15:11:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
At first, the banana's were purple, and the grapes were yellow, but the grapes grew jealous of the banana's royal colour. So they, the grapes shouted to God - We will turn water into wine for you. So the grapes won - hands down.
2007-01-15 15:08:03 · answer #2 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Whoever heard of a purple banana
2007-01-15 15:30:23 · answer #3 · answered by Jesus Freak 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't be greedy. She already made eggplants and violets and some grapes and plums purple. Besides, bananas go nicely with your coloring.
2007-01-15 15:07:08 · answer #4 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God speaks of Himself in His Holy Book in the masculine sense but is no man. God creates what He wills in any way He wants. The pens been lifted and the pages are dry.He knows more than man can comprehend.
2007-01-15 15:12:18 · answer #5 · answered by Hrothgar 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
She could have indeed made them purple...or pink! Hey! Fuchsia oranges...but that would make them Fuchsias.... have a nice glass of Florida Fuchsia Juice! Just the thought of bizarrely coloured fruit is darned cool....
By the way, Gary is behind the couch.....
2007-01-15 15:12:14 · answer #6 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
We would have long skinny eggplants and big fat yellow bananas.
Great! All the more bananas for my Rice Krispies.
2007-01-15 18:13:06 · answer #7 · answered by Laela (Layla) 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The choice was either yellow or "flesh tone," but she chose the first as she knew the second could be a bit too kinky...
2007-01-15 15:26:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know. But I gave your question a thumbs up because (1) Gary rules and (2) because you referred to God as She. Nice.
2007-01-15 15:04:18 · answer #9 · answered by Huddy 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Yeah but if they were purple, wouldn't you wonder why they weren't yellow?
2007-01-15 15:04:13 · answer #10 · answered by curiosityreincarnated 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋