What is the dirtiest thing a person can ever do to get back at their ex?

Question

Some people say it is to bury him alive...................................others say date the person he hates...............
I say take him in a tunnel and shut him until he starves to death

Answer 1

hmmm.. make him lose his job, smash his car, burn his house and make it look like an accident... make it all happen in the same day... and then have him beaten up and then take out all his money in his account and spend it.. wow! that has to be worth all that preparation!

Answer 2

I would say get every immediate family member (including dad) and close friend he has in between the sheets for some humpage, and then take a rendezvous with his mother to the Caribbean to a Lezbo convention (or something to that effect. -ie porn expo, etc.) ...Try that...It will break up his social life and more importantly his family, for which he will be the only one to blame. He will be chastized for life by fam and friends alike and will probably have to leave the country and start over on his own. You'll just be called a $lutbag, and nowadays, thats a cool thing to do i guess. It's only a tiny blemish on your reputation, which will heal in a very short time these days...Good luck and happy home-wrecking!

Answer 3

Now now doing horrible things to people that we are angry at only binds us to them. Release your anger in healthy ways. Hit pillows or go jogging or create something with that passion. Writing or artwork helps. Then when you calm down, go to your ex and tell him how you feel. Never ever say " You make me---------" It is untrue because your feelings are your own. Regain your power. Instead forgive him. Forgiving is not for their sakes but for your own so you can heal.You want to heal don't you? Then after go out and put your best foot forward to meet someone new. Only when you have released your anger and hate can you love again. Perhaps if you see this as a gift instead of a punishment. If he didn't let you go how would you know the wonders of what lies ahead for you with someone else. Blessed be and have a nice day.

Answer 4

Short answer- have sex with his worst enemy, or worst nitemare (ie, if he's racist date a blk guy...). Long answer; well you could, slash his tires, sugar in tank, run up his bills ruin credit (if u know his ss#), post bad pics of him on net, post naughty pics of u on the net, start a rumor he was impotent, or last but not least go and press fake charges against him for assault and let him rot in jail for 6mos.... Not that a sweet girl like you would do any of these!

Answer 5

hehe well, without doing something illegal for obvious reasons, I would say having sex with his/her best friend. That can cause a PLETHORA of problems for yourself, though. But if you're not really concerned about the law, that Cask of Amontillado-esque burial and starvation would work the best.

Answer 6

Put his pecker in a vise, take away the handle, give him a rusty hacksaw and then set the building on fire. He is either going to burn up or he will have to cut his own willy off!

Answer 7

Being successful is the best form of getting back at someone. There are many forms of vengeance, but the best is to let him see that you've moved on and that you don't need him.

Answer 8

Call the pizza delivery and order 100 pizzas

Answer 9

my girlfriend sent her ex husband a letter . A notice from a fake womens clinic - that he may have possibly contracted HIV from the woman whom he'd slept with (the one my gf caught him in bed with). He could either come in to be tested, or he could just wait and see.... his choice.

Answer 10

Shooting his current partner in the head at long range. While they're kissing. That way, his face will be spattered with her cerebral detritus and blood.