Can anyone tell me a good joke?

Answer 1

A businessman stepped inside an elevator and there was a blonde inside who greeted him with a bright "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said, as sweetly as possible, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back at her and, once again, said "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. "T-G-I-F means

Thanks Goodness It's Friday...... . Get it? Duuhhh?"

The man answered "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'."
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Answer 2

Two fish are swimming in the ocean. One runs into a cement wall, he turns to the other one and says dam.

Answer 3

What did one car say to the other car? "Are you an innie, or an Audi?" get it?
What did the acorn say when he grew up? "Geometry!" (gee, i'm a tree)
You know you're a redneck if you stare at the orange juice carton for ten minutes just because it says "Concentrate."

Answer 4

A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?"

"Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up. "What about it?"

"Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him..."

"What are you talkin' about?!" the biker says, disbelievingly. "How could your little runt kill my rottweiler?"

"Well, it seems he got stuck in your dog's throat!"

Answer 5

why do brides wear white?


the dishwasher should match the refrigerator and stove.

Answer 6

yes. i could. will i? no. i will you give you two links though

Answer 7

i'm so charming oh so charming it's alarming how charming i feel

Answer 8

how do you keep a blonde anticipated?
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