A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland turned to the priest beside her and said "Father, may I ask a favor?"
"Of course. What may I do for you?"
"Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"
"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."
"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."
When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"
The priest replied "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."
The official thought this answer somewhat strange, so he asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"
"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."
Roaring with laughter,
2007-01-15 14:25:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg! thats sooo funny! the official thought it was his...well, you know! :) two thumbs up!
2007-01-15 14:30:48 · answer #1 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Clever
2007-01-15 22:42:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-15 23:32:58 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL! Smart Priest ^_^
2007-01-15 23:44:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny!
2007-01-15 22:31:21 · answer #5 · answered by HeathersMaN 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its a great joke10/10
2007-01-16 01:16:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty good, I laughed out loud :)
2007-01-15 22:53:23 · answer #7 · answered by alybr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao good one.
2007-01-15 22:31:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny
2007-01-15 22:42:10 · answer #9 · answered by foxmoon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-01-15 22:51:22 · answer #10 · answered by freedomrings 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋