What could possibly be worse than a long, squeaking, ripping, drawn-out poot against a hard oak pew (ha! pew. get it?) that echoes through the church during silent prayer and seems to go on forever?
2007-01-15 14:20:40 · 12 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
actually i saw this guy in church, he was going up to be baptized and he tripped and went head first into the water funniest thing ever!!!!
2007-01-15 14:29:26 · answer #1 · answered by ninethirteen81 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Here's mine:
- A thousand people in the pews
- Me, a liturgical musician, leading a group
- A rousing song
- And a fly in the down position.
2007-01-15 14:26:11 · answer #2 · answered by evolver 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I moved approximately 4 years in the past and commenced attending a sparkling church. the way they do communion on particular activities is plenty diverse than our previous church. the 1st time I participated, they surpassed us all cups of grape juice and reported the advantages. After announcing Amen, I drank the grape juice earlier all at once understanding that no-one else interior the church had drank theirs. We then proceeded to bypass via yet another sequence of prayers at a similar time as I held an empty cup. finally every physique drank their juice and that i bashfully tipped the empty cup to my lips and tried to maintain myself from guffawing at my very own lack of knowledge. i be responsive to different human beings observed my blunders, yet no person has ever reported something different than my spouse who exchange into mortified on the time yet now shows it humorous.
2016-10-20 06:42:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when it was time to kneel down in prayer, the back of my skirt was pressed against my seat, and it slid up as I went down to my knees. The little kids behind me caught a glimpse of my behind. At least I was wearing pantyhose and underwear.
2007-01-15 14:26:04 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My little sister did it ( When she was 15 months old and I was holding her in Church ) and I got the blame. I was so embarrassed. Yea! all blamed me. Gee!!!!!!!!!!! ( Note:...I was 16 yrs old at the time )
2007-01-15 14:26:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Amazing.
2007-01-15 14:25:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i saw a guy barf all over the person in the pew in front of him - it really stunk
2007-01-15 14:26:25 · answer #7 · answered by Dr. Brooke 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
demon Possession, everyone looking at U with fear, as well as Eyes on U cause The devil did not come out, thinking ur a freak, and when ever U go to Church, It always comes out when I worship, I don't Go to Church anymore...still looking for a new home.
2007-01-15 14:29:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
the preacher was ripping single parents saying their familys wernt whole in the sight of God..i said under my breathe ,yeah you going find me a husband?i didnt realize i said it loud,,,i think i said bs also,,,i was so mad ..
2007-01-15 14:26:43 · answer #9 · answered by heartzz_ablaze 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just being seen in church would be embarrassing.
2007-01-15 14:24:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋