littel jhony was in a meat tasting contest and the teacher gave him some beef and jhonny says thats beef then she gives him some turke and he said that turkey. then she gave him some deer meet and he said i dont know what that is. the teacher said its what ur mom calls ur dad every mornig. then a girl stood up and said spit it out jhoony ur eating a asshole.
2007-01-15 13:20:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's hilarious! I love little johnny jokes.
2007-01-15 13:24:43 · answer #1 · answered by Beth 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meritorious achievement sire
2007-01-15 13:24:03 · answer #2 · answered by eyema_bimbo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2007-01-15 13:30:31 · answer #3 · answered by moose on the loose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Baloney!
2007-01-15 13:44:55 · answer #4 · answered by Cookie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute. i think ive heard it before but its still really funny. tftl (thanks for the laugh)
2007-01-15 13:35:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i accept as true with dande, this isnt a johnny comic story, and in addition it was once mentioned incorrectly cuz it didnt established the punchline competently. that is the proper approach: this girl went to a financial institution to deposit one hundred thousand bucks in coins. the teller advised her that the president of the financial institution have to have a speak together with her in order that she could be ready to deposit that massive amount of cash within the again. she went to the presidents workplace within the higher flooring within the financial institution, he mentioned, " I could like to grasp in which did you obtain this massive amount of cash." the girl replyied " I gained of venture." the person mentioned " oh as in horse making a bet, or in different sporting activities?" "no i simply make sensible bets with persons and that i win, I have NEVER misplaced of venture. in no way" the banker is stunned through this and advised her that he didnt feel it. the girl replied, " Well sir, in the event you dont feel me i will end up it to you. I will guess you $one million,000. that through the next day this time, your balls will probably be rectangular." "WHAT!! thats not possible, they cant flip rectangular, there is no approach." the banker exclaimed. " I advised you i in no way lose of venture, you'll see, ur balls will probably be sqaure this time the next day." the girl mentioned. the president of the financial institution couldnt refuse this present, and betted that his balls wont be rectangular subsequent morning. the girl then deposited her cash and advised the president of the financial institution she is going to see him the next day. the man then went house and took further care of his balls. He tryed to preserve them at room temperature, tryed to not allow whatever press on it, its higher to play it riskless, he concept. the following morning wen he get up he appears at his balls and noticed it was once nonetheless circular. she rapidly showered went to paintings and inpatiently waited until the girl got here in.. the girl got here in on time, this time she was once with a tall robust man, the financial institution president aske her why is he right here, she answered " i constantly deliver my witness wen i do bets like this, to be certain no concern will occur. the banker allow the tall man in his workplace. the financial institution president advised the girl with a significant smile, "good your misplaced your guess, considering that my balls don't seem to be rectangular, they are stll circular. t he girl mentioned "k so drop your pants i have to determine them out myself." the banker was once slightly hesitant to drop his pants in entrance of the girl and the opposite man, however he concept that he was once gunna win $one million,000 so he dropped his pants. the girl mentioned, " Imma desire a nearer seem." the banker scoffed and mentioned take all of the appears you desire 'cuz its now not circular." the girl them grabbed and rubbed her palms at the bankers balls. then mentioned that he's proper his balls arent rectangular and palms him the $a thousand in coins. the banker spotted that at the same time the girl was once grabbing his balls the tall man that she got here in with began gettin indignant and smacked his head nodded and left the room then got here again in. the banker advised her "good turns out like u misplaced your first guess huh" she answered "sure and no". the banker didnt quite care considering that he simply gained $a thousand. he then noticed the tall man indignant once more and requested the girl what was once his crisis. she answered. " OH, he mad considering that the day before today i guess him $one hundred,000. that in these days i could be gambling with and will probably be grabbing the balls of the president of this financial institution."
2016-09-08 02:06:00 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good job pal.
2007-01-15 13:44:12 · answer #7 · answered by osama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best one yet
2007-01-15 13:44:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-15 16:36:15 · answer #9 · answered by Jeremy© ® ™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-15 16:22:53 · answer #10 · answered by Steve 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋