Many students are sitting in their classroom.
The teacher then gets up and says "The word of the day is fascinate, I would like everyone to use this word correctly in a sentence".
One kid gets up and says "I say a meteor shower last night and I was fascinated"
The teacher replies "Thats close, but the word is fascinate, not fascinated"
Another kid gets up and says "I saw that meteor shower, it was fascinating"
Then the teacher replied "thats close, but like I said, the word of the day is fascinate, not fascinating"
Finally little Johnny gets up and says "Teacher, I know this girl who has a dress with ten buttons, but her rack is so big she can only fascinate"
2007-01-15 12:56:20 · 13 answers · asked by random 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao. heard it before but its still hillarious. heres another:
little johnnys teacher assigned the class to go home and find something interesting to share with the class. the next day, the teacher called students up one by one to share their interesting finds. when she called on little johnny, he walked up to the black board, drew a little white dot and went back to his seat. the teacher asked what it was. its a period said little johnny. the teacher said i know that but whats so interesting about a period?
little johnny says:
damned if i know but my sister missed it this morning, my dad had a heart attack, my mom fainted, and the guy next door shot himself.
cracks me up every time. have a good one.
2007-01-15 13:05:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
That's great! It's like the Jeff Foxworthy play on words. The husband says to the wife, "Sensuous up, could ya get me a beer?"
2007-01-15 21:09:34 · answer #2 · answered by moose on the loose 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm fascinating
2007-01-15 21:47:33 · answer #3 · answered by osama 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are more produced in Boys Life.
2007-01-15 21:13:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes little johnny cake that is right says the teacher. :D
2007-01-15 21:17:58 · answer #5 · answered by andrew 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my I love little johnny jokes also Boudreaux and Thibodeaux jokes.
Keep em coming!!!!
2007-01-15 21:05:28 · answer #6 · answered by momof3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't care who you are thats funny right there!
2007-01-15 23:40:04 · answer #7 · answered by Jeremy© ® ™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe...thats funny!!!!
lol:)
2007-01-16 00:12:32 · answer #8 · answered by AlisonJonshon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i get it fasten eight lol
2007-01-15 21:02:58 · answer #9 · answered by BrittanyxAriel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and even then it's still too tight on her
2007-01-15 21:04:20 · answer #10 · answered by diggerml 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋