I cannot convict you for the crime you have commited, even though i saw you do it, the jury saw you do it, and everybody KNOWS you did it. The evidence is 100 percent aganst you, yet i am forced to let you go.
Why can the judge not convict him
2007-01-15 12:30:12 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You are a Siamese twin.
2007-01-15 12:37:25 · answer #1 · answered by istitch2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. He's dead
2. Double Jeopardy
3. Not read his rights
4. He is the Judge
2007-01-15 17:15:53 · answer #2 · answered by Jeremy© ® ™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If everyone knows he did it then he must have a valid defense to the crime, such as insanity, double jeopardy, provocation, pardon etc
2007-01-15 13:00:38 · answer #3 · answered by jackiemm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Coz he is a jailer who hangs the convict when awarded a capital punishment
2007-01-15 12:57:20 · answer #4 · answered by rajitha p 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Double jeopardy?
2007-01-15 12:38:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the judge has been bought off by the defendant
2007-01-15 12:46:58 · answer #6 · answered by Melissa S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He was the victim of his own crime, so it's a self-something.
2007-01-15 12:42:09 · answer #7 · answered by Banana Hero [sic] 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because he is the judge's son.
2007-01-15 13:03:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because there's a twin!
2007-01-15 12:40:52 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Chamillitary Amberleé♥ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because I wasn't read my rights? (you know, Miranda rights?)
2007-01-15 12:43:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋