A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die." As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?" "No!" she shrieked, aghast. So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked. "Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too. The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic. "Slut!" he said, and dropped her.
2007-01-15 12:18:39 · 11 answers · asked by Cuddly Lez 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He said "s l u t"
2007-01-15 12:18:58 · update #1
When the last guy dropped her, she was definately "screwed".
2007-01-15 12:30:27 · answer #1 · answered by Joe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha funny joke she prayed for someone to save her with no reason but she is the cause of her death too coz shee said to a clean man: isuck isrew!!
2007-01-15 20:28:45 · answer #2 · answered by Goblin Techies 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aahahahaha! lmao!
2007-01-15 20:41:12 · answer #3 · answered by Gandalf 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolz i gotta tell that 2 my friends!
2007-01-15 20:28:37 · answer #4 · answered by Dee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was funny had a great laugh
2007-01-15 20:45:30 · answer #5 · answered by getagrip_25301 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
.heard it before, and it still sounds pretty dang funny!
2007-01-15 20:26:58 · answer #6 · answered by moaehahi1979 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats funny!
2007-01-15 20:31:13 · answer #7 · answered by pssssh please 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-01-15 20:22:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-16 01:11:30 · answer #9 · answered by Jeremy© ® ™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, ha,ha,ha! good one!!!!!
2007-01-15 20:23:54 · answer #10 · answered by SinisterKid 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋