One day this man was driving for hours through the country side and needed to go to the bathroom urgently. He sees an old store off the side of the road, pulls up and proceeds to the bathroom. When he was done dumping his captain's log, he looked around and noticed to his shock there was no toilet paper and a sign on the wall - "Sorry, there is no toilet paper, but if you wipe your a r s e with your index and middle fingers and stick them in this hole they will be licked clean." The man thought to himself that that was nasty and that he was not going to do that. So he sits for a further hour trying to figure out what to do, and eventually realizes that although its nasty, that he would do it. So he wipes his a r s e with his fingers and sticks them in the hole. Then a man on the other side slams two bricks onto the mans fingers so hard the unbelievable pain causes him to shove his fingers in his mouth.
2007-01-15 12:17:24 · 23 answers · asked by Cuddly Lez 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Something just pulled me to read this joke
Funny I laughed so hard i had to go to the bathroom.
Thank you!!!!!!
2007-01-15 12:54:48 · answer #1 · answered by momof3 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-31 05:19:39 · answer #2 · answered by mosesjr 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here I sit in toil with vapor, wondering where's the toilet paper,
how much longer must I linger
before I'm forced to use my finger!!
2007-01-15 14:18:35 · answer #3 · answered by Mosez 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nasty but funny
2007-01-15 12:29:09 · answer #4 · answered by moaehahi1979 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It is indeed very funny...i dont care about the gross part..its funny..i will like to tell my friends abou it heheh.
Thank you for making me laugh hard today:)
2007-01-15 16:29:51 · answer #5 · answered by AlisonJonshon 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There is something really funny about this joke, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
2007-01-15 12:26:26 · answer #6 · answered by Joe 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Too Funny but soooooooo gross!!!!
2007-01-15 12:32:09 · answer #7 · answered by Spank M 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
OH thats so gross ew!
2007-01-15 12:27:45 · answer #8 · answered by Michele 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
EWW. that's really grose.
2007-01-15 22:20:53 · answer #9 · answered by shimoz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eww..
2007-01-15 12:40:58 · answer #10 · answered by Ethernaut 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋