There was a boy whose parents were so strict in his upbringing. They never allowed him to meet any girls, except his own relatives. One day he saw one of his friends kissing a girl and he went to his mother and asked her what they were doing.
His mother told him, "It's called kissing and any boy who does that to a girl will die that very minute!" On his 21st birthday he went out with some friends who introduced him to one of the sweetest girls around town. She knew he had never been kissed before. When she eventually got some time alone with him, she tried to kiss him but he resisted. She asked him, "What are you afraid of, it won't hurt." He said, "My mother said if I kiss a girl I'll die this very minute!!" She replied, "Don't be a baby, now come on kiss me." With that she gave him a hot one across the lips. He began to cry, "Oh no I'm going to die!!!" She said, "Why are you going to die??" He replied, "I've just kissed you and already one part of me has begun to get stiff!"
2007-01-15 12:15:15 · 14 answers · asked by Cuddly Lez 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
talk about hard problems!!
2007-01-15 12:51:33 · answer #1 · answered by getagrip_25301 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lolz that's funny! i gotta remember 2 tell that 2 my friends.
2007-01-15 20:25:05 · answer #2 · answered by Dee 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
thats really funny bro
2007-01-15 21:22:27 · answer #3 · answered by Cincyfan0591 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe its the "censored part" has got stiff!! hehehe
2007-01-15 20:22:42 · answer #4 · answered by Goblin Techies 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He should ask for mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
2007-01-15 20:23:15 · answer #5 · answered by Joe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
maybe a wet kiss would make that part feel better...........
lmao
2007-01-15 21:16:54 · answer #6 · answered by looking for love this time 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. thats hilarious
2007-01-15 20:23:19 · answer #7 · answered by R ♥ I ♥ P ♥ Casey Calvert 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol! that's funny.
2007-01-15 20:24:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-15 20:32:36 · answer #9 · answered by »-(¯`v´¯)-» BLAH くろ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
no
2007-01-16 01:48:40 · answer #10 · answered by Jeremy© ® ™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋