Do you know a joke?

Question

it has to do with a man sending an email to a dead man's wife. please answer ever if you dont know

Answer 1

i do i no one that goes like this:
Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife

Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!

Answer 2

E-Mail from the Afterlife?
An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida,
his wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.

When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email,
unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her email address,
he did his best to type it from memory.

Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an
elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor,
let out a piercing scream and fell to the floor in a dead faint, at the sound,
her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen.....


DEAREST WIFE...
JUST GOT CHECKED IN...
EVERYTHING PREPARED FOR YOUR ARRIVAL TOMORROW...

P.S.
SURE IS HOT DOWN HERE.

Answer 3

Sorry clueless

Answer 4

the teacher asked Johnny to learn his alphabets by tomorrow. since he didn’t know them he asked the people around him at his house.
first he asked his mom," mom can u tell me the alphabets?" his mom answered," shut up! I’m on the phone" he wrote it down
He went to his sister. " hey sissy can u tell me the alphabets?" she was also on the phone and sed "uh huh uh huh" so he wrote it down.
Now he went to his baby brother and asked him to give him the letters of the alphabet. his bro was watching bat man so he was singing "du du du du Bat Man!!!!" so Johnny wrote that down.
Johnny now went to his dad and asked him about the alphabet. his father was working on the toilet and wasn’t paying attention to Johnny and sang "in the toilet! in the toilet!" and Johnny wrote that down.
now john went to his neighbor and asked him for the alphabets. his neighbor was on fire and was shouting "my weenie’s on fire! my weenie’s on fire!" so Johnny wrote that down.
Johnny went to his grandparents house and asked grandma about the alphabets. his grandparents were in a fight and his grandma said “your mama!"
now he was back at school and his teacher asked him to recite the alphabet. then Johnny said," shut up I’m on the phone!" the teacher was shocked and asked him "do u want to go to the principal’s office?!" and Johnny answered "uh huh uh huh". so he was sent to the principal's office. the principal asked him who he was and Johnny said," du du du du Bat Man!!!!!" as the principal got furious he demanded on knowing where Johnny lived. " in the toilet! in the toilet!" answered Johnny. " what is your problem little man?!" asked the principal. as Johnny again answered "my weenie’s on fire! my weenie’s on fire!" " dat's it young man! who taught u all of this?!" "your mama!" Johnny answered coolly.

Answer 5

I am very sorry but i dont know.If you would like to know one go to www.google and google it or go to www.jokes.com
Hope i helped

Answer 6

clueless

Answer 7

nope sorry

Answer 8

Yo mom is like a vacumm.. sucks, blows, and gets laid in the closet!
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yo mom is like a shot gun... 3 cocks and shes loaded

Answer 9

sorry i have no clue (which is normal for me) :-)

Answer 10

sorry