I recently registered with a new doctor. After two visits
and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
"Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"
Oh no," I replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
hiking, or bicycling?"
"No, I don't," I said.
He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."
He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you give a sh it?"
2007-01-15 11:15:50 · 25 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wait im so confused........is that a joke or is it true?????
sorry now i feel so stupid
can someone answer that in thier answer.............please
2007-01-15 11:46:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2007-01-15 16:05:10 · answer #2 · answered by Zenlife07 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May be it means you should try and enjoy your life a little more. Live for the now a bit more. Instead of worrying about dying worry more about living!
2007-01-15 12:04:28 · answer #3 · answered by itgirl23 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
XD 10/10
2007-01-15 11:23:46 · answer #4 · answered by shydreamer2012 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....get in the game bud.....if I died tomorrow I would be at peace because I'd know I did all the crazy s*h*i*t that is "frowned" upon by people who are boring and are afraid to take chances....cheers
2007-01-15 11:52:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. You may not live forever but it will certainly seem like it.
2007-01-15 11:26:10 · answer #6 · answered by Elizabeth Howard 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Live a little!
2007-01-15 11:20:12 · answer #7 · answered by Kirsty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor you
2007-01-15 11:18:26 · answer #8 · answered by Rek 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You think its boring but inside of you, something is exciting.
2007-01-15 11:27:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-15 11:19:05 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋