A single woman went shopping for groceries late one night. Taking a small basket, she filled it with some soup, a frozen meal and a bottle of milk.
At the checkout, the male attendant said: "You're single, aren't you?"
"Yes, how did you know?"
"Because you're so goddamn ugly."
2007-01-15 11:02:46 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tough crowd tonight
2007-01-15 11:10:40 · update #1
lmao!!! it was hilarious!
2007-01-15 11:07:54 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ReKa♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
3/10
2007-01-15 19:07:26 · answer #2 · answered by eonetiller 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll give you a funnier one:
Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My loving wife
Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!
2007-01-15 19:12:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was mean...
1/10
2007-01-15 19:52:39 · answer #4 · answered by a 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2/10 for having the guts to post it up there-sorry but it was so pointless.
God Bless.⥆
The joke before me was funny.:)
2007-01-15 19:31:48 · answer #5 · answered by qųěęŋ ŏf ħęãŗţş 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all the single girls gave you "boo"s and the other ones gave you cheers... I think that is as funny as the joke... LOL...
2007-01-15 19:11:04 · answer #6 · answered by goodtimefriend 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I found that quite funny.. I told it to my boyfriend and he laughed, too. Yay!
2007-01-15 19:07:23 · answer #7 · answered by Delvala 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not really funny.
2007-01-15 19:06:41 · answer #8 · answered by Dancer101 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
booo
2007-01-15 19:06:40 · answer #9 · answered by ☼♫☆☺♡♥☺☆♫☼ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not funny...sorry.
2007-01-15 19:06:00 · answer #10 · answered by Susan 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋