I would go more often, if they had a keg or at least a bottle of Jack next to the collection plate up front. Each glass you have, you make a donation. Both you and Jesus win.. so where is the harm?
2007-01-15 10:49:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hmm, I might consider attending church if they served whiskey and beer too. It would be awesome to walk into church with a huge keg stand. Until then, you'll never see me at church.
2007-01-15 10:55:19 · answer #1 · answered by Dink 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
LOL....thats a good one. And strippers as ushers right? Why do you think they call whiskey and others "spirts" And what is mostly associated with drinking? "trouble" And what are people trying to do that go to Church? " Good" last I heard most courts caseloads are 80% alcohol related. Make a mark on the World, do something good.
2007-01-15 19:00:36 · answer #2 · answered by iamME 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's good manners not to be drunk during church. How would you know who really has the Holy Spirit. It's best to wait until you get home.
Added to clarify: ha ha
Added: ha ha ha
No offense to the Holy Spirit intended
I just prayed about it and was assured that none was taken. Still think christians need to lighten up on this one.
2007-01-15 18:56:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
ANOTHER MOCKING THE WORD OF THE LORD. WATCH OUT.
THE SCRIPTURE SAYS TO BE FILLED WITH THE HOLY SPIRIT NOT THE SPIRIT OF WHISKEY
2007-01-15 19:01:04 · answer #4 · answered by john t 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could you properly learn or remember what you're learning if you become dull in your senses as alcohol causes you to be? Same thing as saying why should we not drink during a college lecture... simple you'll get more out of it if you don't.
2007-01-15 18:58:04 · answer #5 · answered by A man 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
It's not a Bar. It's the House of God.
2007-01-15 18:55:37 · answer #6 · answered by Darktania 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Have you no concept of what is appropriate and not appropriate in different settings?
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2007-01-15 18:56:20 · answer #7 · answered by Catholic Philosopher 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because then it wouldn't be God's house it would be Liquor's house.
2007-01-15 18:56:18 · answer #8 · answered by RayRay 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
they do.
go down to the sunday school.
they do.
join the choir.
2007-01-15 18:55:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
because they don't want to make church that fun!, they rather you sleep in church.
2007-01-15 18:57:03 · answer #10 · answered by I'm crazy 4 God 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋