2007-01-15 10:28:48 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Because somebody stood on his corn
2007-01-15 10:34:51 · answer #1 · answered by russell B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont know
Why was the farmer cross’?
Will i ever know lol
2007-01-15 10:33:51 · answer #2 · answered by im2jaded04 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
His cow jumped over the moon
2007-01-15 10:32:54 · answer #3 · answered by Chris 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
because the government kept introducing new tax measures to make running the farm almost impossible?
that's not funny
2007-01-15 19:16:17 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
someone let the cow out of the field, which ate his sheep, which ate his chicken. and he was going to have that cow for luncheon meat.
2007-01-15 10:33:59 · answer #5 · answered by red 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
because he over herd two cows talking in the field ..
one cow said well what do you think to this mad cow disease.. ?
other cow said who you talking to I'm a sheep..!
2007-01-15 13:35:00 · answer #6 · answered by Dogtor 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
His cows weren't religous
2007-01-15 10:34:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
coz he left his tractor running all nite
2007-01-16 04:51:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are allways cross
unless they in de pub!!!!
its not that funny
2007-01-15 10:33:19 · answer #9 · answered by helen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good lol
2007-01-15 16:16:15 · answer #10 · answered by Zenlife07 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋