2 pretzels walk into a bar and 1 one of them left in an ambulence. What happened to him?
HE WAS A-SALT-ED!
2007-01-15 10:21:52 · 35 answers · asked by Hank 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Actually, A-salted means his salt was removed. That's a serious attack on a pretzel. It should not make you laugh. It should make you cry. There is too much violence in this world. How would you feel if someone jumped you and removed your salt?
2007-01-15 10:27:22 · answer #1 · answered by x4294967296 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i got a better bar joke...
one night five guys were all gathered in their favorite pub, while they were in the middle of a game of pool, one of the guys walks over to the bartender. the bartender looks at the guy and says can i help you? the man looks at the bartender and says, im in a bettin mood sir how about you? the bartender tells the man that he is likewise in a betting mood. the man picks up an empty shot glass and says to the bartender i bet you $400 dollars that i can put this shot glass on the other side of the bar come back over here and piss in it without spilling a drop. th bartender laughs and agrees with the man... the bet is on... the man walks over to the other side of the bar puts down the shot glass and walks back to the bartender, at this time the man whips out his unit and starts to piss all over the bar floor. the bartender is laughing at the man saying that the man now owes him $400. the man happily pays and starts to laugh himself, what is so funny? the bartender asks the man points to his friends by the pool table. you see those guys over there? i bet each of them $500 that i could piss all over the floor in here without you getting mad!
2007-01-15 10:33:22 · answer #2 · answered by Hey you yeah... you! 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A salted ed.....saltedly said
2007-01-15 10:24:12 · answer #3 · answered by bluebettalady 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny..lol
2007-01-15 10:24:59 · answer #4 · answered by Lia*808 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good One
2007-01-15 10:28:00 · answer #5 · answered by irishgirl 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
that's good for a 5
2007-01-15 10:25:49 · answer #6 · answered by Nora G 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
So silly but funny! 10/10!
2007-01-15 10:25:02 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
kind of corny but a little funny
2007-01-15 13:31:50 · answer #8 · answered by Spank M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-01-15 10:44:49 · answer #9 · answered by LunaFaye 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I prefer jokes about meats.
2007-01-15 10:25:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋