give me jokes please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!?

Question

anyone have any 185 bar jokes!!!!

such as:

185 apples walk into a bar, and the bartender says "sorry we don't serve your kind here," and the apples say "your rotten to the core!!!"

little puns!!!! PLEASE give me some. ANY!!!!!!!!!!

also, if you have any other small joke puns (one liners) go ahead and say them!!!

Answer 1

no but i have a funnier one:
Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife

Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!

please chose this as your #1 please

Answer 2

two monkeys walk into a bar and demand banana daquiris. the bartender says he doesn't serve their kind and to leave. so the monkeys tie him up---throw him in the freezer room, and make their own drinks. while they are behind the bar drinking a lion comes in. he says" get me a double whiskey and make it snappy!" the monkeys get him the drink. a drunk man stumbles in. he looks at the monkeys and the lion. then says" aw hell , how did you guys find me?" a man sitting at the bar leaned over and said " who are they,pal?" the drunk says" those bitches behind the bar are my wife and her sister. and this big hairy one is my boss!"

Answer 3

Q: What's the great thing about f*cking 27 year olds?

drumroll.............

A: there are twenty of them.