A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman..
got any bread?
Barman: No we don't sell bread
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: No i just said we dont sell bread
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: I just fu*king told you WE DONT SELL BREAD!
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: If you ask me that again i'll nail your fu*king beak to the fu*king bar.
Duck: Got any nails?
Barman: No
Duck: Got any nails?.
2007-01-15 10:16:12 · 23 answers · asked by Loo 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry guys i fu*ked up with bad typingit ends "Got any bread".
2007-01-15 10:35:57 · update #1
you did mess the ending up didn't you. I'll let you off though cos it's a great joke
2007-01-15 19:39:35 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This IS funny?
A duck walks into a pub and says to the barman..
got any bread?
Barman: No we don't sell bread
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: No i just said we dont sell bread
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: I just fu*king told you WE DONT SELL BREAD!
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: If you ask me that again i'll nail your fu*king beak to the fu*king bar.
Duck: Got any nails?
Barman: No
Duck: Got any nails?. <<<< This is SUPPOSE to say(GOT ANY BREAD)
2007-01-15 10:23:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The duck was supposed to say, "Got any bread?" at the end.
2007-01-15 10:21:58 · answer #3 · answered by RoseBud 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-15 10:22:03 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny joke and they all laughed despite the last line and hence the punchline being wrong... it should be "got any bread!!!"
2007-01-15 10:23:05 · answer #5 · answered by OhSimonsBinDrinkin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loo, you made me laugh cos you messed it up, you'll have to be a Blondie! ( sorry )
2007-01-16 06:31:45 · answer #6 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that.
I'll try it on my friends.
Thanks for showing me how to have fun.
2007-01-15 10:47:03 · answer #7 · answered by cruel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good lol
2007-01-15 16:09:56 · answer #8 · answered by Zenlife07 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you ended it wrong its susspose to be:
got any nails?
no?!?
got any bread?
2007-01-15 10:20:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I didn't think it was funny, but I laughed.
2007-01-15 10:20:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋