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Funny...I don't remember being a fish and growing fingers and walking on land and magically turning into a reptile then monkey and then me. Funny...how all these things only make sense to crazy, superficial non-believers.

2007-01-15 09:58:40 · 50 answers · asked by Sifting 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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lol I know you are joking. No one could be this stupid! lol

2007-01-23 05:24:26 · answer #1 · answered by ÜFÖ 5 · 1 0

Choice. It's not up to you to decide what people are to believe. Everyone is entitled to their opinions and beliefs. It's called evolution for a reason. Things evolve. Evolution is happening at this point in time. Apparently your brain hasn't evolved at all since you seem to be very closed minded. Besides, maybe you were a fish when you were born. Majority of people can't remember anything before the age of 3. Why do you believe what you do? I'm sure tons of people feel what you believe in is stupid as well. Let people believe what they want. It's not hurting you.

2007-01-22 20:53:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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2016-10-20 06:15:17 · answer #3 · answered by merkel 4 · 0 0

Because We are told in the Holy words of the Bible that God was the Creator and this was confirmed in person by his Son Jesus Christ who was here 2000 years ago and is further supported today by the Holy Spirit of God.
Not all people are called to be part of Gods heavenly Kingdom your unbelief is a natural and normal thing and I wish you all the best in your remaining life here on this planet.
Peace to you

2007-01-23 09:15:20 · answer #4 · answered by Interestingvariation 2 · 0 0

Maybe the fact that it took 13billion years has some impact on your memory of your species development? Or maybe you as an individual came through a genetic line that didn't develop!

Or maybe the tongue between your cheek or the tail behind you?

A crazy superficial answer I accept.

2007-01-22 00:22:51 · answer #5 · answered by steveb9458 2 · 1 0

People believe in all sorts of things. To those who don't believe as we do, other people's beliefs are odd. One of the things that helps us to understand each other is taking the time to actually explore what it is they believe. The Theory of Evolution is a scientific theory borne out by a great deal of research and evidence. It might be a good idea to examine what that theory actually says before calling it "stupid." If one doesn't do the research, who, after all, is going to look "stupid?"

2007-01-15 10:39:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Wow, you've just earned yourself a place on Fundies Say the Darndest Things. Your general ignorance of how Evolution works is astounding beyond belief.

The reason you don't remember being a fish, is the same reason you don't remember being your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather. You and your Great (x 8) Grandfather are two different people. Unless you are your own great (x8) grandfather, which begs the question of how degenerate can you be?

2007-01-16 01:40:51 · answer #7 · answered by Chris W 2 · 2 0

Evolution would make sense if only for one thing: The existance of the things we 'evolved' from.

If sentient beings evovled to become more able to survive, then why do the very things we supposedly came from still exist?

...Maybe because there isn't evolution in the way Atheists try to force on the public.

Science and Spirituality should mesh. This is my belief:

-Earth was created,blah,blah (read Genesis)

-Man was made from the dust of the Earth and filled with the Spirit of God (read over Genesis agian, you probably missed the part where it says "God" breathed --keyword-->into<---/keyword his nostril's the breath of life. I'm saying that "God" himself was Adam, and I'l corroborate this in a second).

-Woman was created from the Rib and WOMB (removed from 1611 KJV version of the Bible, but in the orginial, transliterated versions) of Man (but not the head--which is important, but not for this discussion).

-Adam names the creatures (How?).

-Biblical events unfold.

*Now, to corroborate my statement that God himself was Adam, I'll go to everybody's favorite book--the KJV Bible!

"Jesus" Said (to Pharisees who "tempted" or tested him in regards to the parables he spoke by asking "Is it lawful for a man to put away his wife for every cause?[Mt19:3]") in Matthew 19:

"Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female and said, FOR THIS CAUSE SHALL A MAN LEAVE FATHER AND MOTHER, AND SHALL CLEAVE TO HIS WIFE, AND THEY TWAIN SHALL BE ONE FLESH?"

...now it is a lot of researching, but if you go back to the old testament which he is refferring to, you'll find that exact scripture verbatim in Genesis the second chapter. There;s important info in the last few lines of the second chpater, so I'll only hit on the crucial one.

I'll quote it for you at a point to show you what I'm talking about, Genesis 2: 23-24.

"And ADAM said, this is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh:she shall be called woman because she was taken out of Man."(
he continues: "Therefore shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall cleave unto his wife:and they shall be one flesh."

...Now if you read what I did, you'd notice that in the New Tesatment "Jesus" said that he who created them said that whole bit. Then, when you go to see where it's actually said, it's Adam.

Now, I'm no rocket scientist, but I'm pretty sure that means either the infallible "Jesus" made a boo-boo, or he spoke in a riddle (yet again) to confuse the people back then, and knew himself that Adam was the Creator materialized.

Proving now with Christians' own text that their belief structure is wrong (there is MUCH more I could say, but not for this answer), I'll use it to break honest and unbiased atheists' POV down.

As previously mentioned, how can animals evolve into something while a portion of their own species don't? I'll answer: They can't.

Evoultion is an effect begun after the Creation of the universe that allows animals to develop abilities to survive in certain climates. If evolution in current beliefs were true, humans should have evolved in some significant way since the beginning of documented history. Varying melanin levels are not evolution, as they have existed since we have.

2007-01-15 11:04:23 · answer #8 · answered by MaSTA SoLIDUS 2 · 0 1

Its ironic you use the word magic to describe evolution, when apparently what you believe is we just popped out of thin air.

The best thing about evolution, nobody is asking you to believe it, all you have to do is look at the evidence and draw the logical scientific conclusions every other scientist has drawn. There's never any belief or faith required.

2007-01-15 10:04:56 · answer #9 · answered by Om 5 · 6 1

You must have amnesia- trust me you personally used to be a monkey! I remember evolving, crazy- Doesn't everyone else remember it???? It was cool when my tail fell off!!! HAHAHAHA You really think people who believe in evolution started their lives as fish?!?!?!? LOL!!!!!! We just all forgot!!!! OMG I AM CRACKING UP!!!!!! Ignorance really must be bliss because the idea of this is the funniest thing I have thought about all day!!!!!!!!

2007-01-15 10:09:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Wow, you really should study evolution before embarrassing yourself this way. It really ISN'T funny at all.
Do you remember being in your mother's womb and your birth?
Tell me about your first steps.. the first word you spoke.. all from memory.
That's definitely not the way to prove your point.
And btw, evolution doesn't state that we came from monkeys.
You make yourself and other "believers" look crazy with this argument.

2007-01-15 10:06:45 · answer #11 · answered by Kallan 7 · 6 1

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