A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer."
The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week."
The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." Once again the receptionist replies, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week."
The next day the guy makes his regular call to the law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer."
"Excuse me sir," the receptionist says, "but this is third time I've had to tell you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?"
The guy replies, "Because I just love hearing you say it!"
2007-01-15 09:28:08 · 8 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaahah lol
2007-01-15 09:31:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what do you call a million lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? a good start!!
2007-01-15 18:34:23 · answer #2 · answered by I hate carrots 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why did he want his lawyer to die if he was gonna help him?good joke
2007-01-15 17:52:49 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahaha that's so funny!
Did you make it up? If so, you're very creative!
2007-01-15 17:33:17 · answer #4 · answered by Rosalicious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
Have a great weekend!
2007-01-19 14:34:00 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol but it wasn't that funny
2007-01-15 17:33:00 · answer #6 · answered by Bajan Gal 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was decent
2007-01-15 18:08:04 · answer #7 · answered by school_girl007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...
2007-01-15 17:32:40 · answer #8 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋