A lawyer's wife dies. At the cemetery, people are appalled to see that the tombstone reads, "Here lies Phyllis, wife of Murray, L.L.D., Wills, Divorce, Malpractice."
Suddenly, Murray bursts into tears. His brother says, "You should cry, pulling a stunt like this!"
Through his tears, Murray croaks, "You don't understand! They left out the phone number!"
2007-01-15 09:10:58 · 8 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh... i loved that one...
2007-01-15 09:22:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My uncles a laywer
2007-01-15 17:18:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that's all the proof you need!
2007-01-15 17:14:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,good one
2007-01-15 17:15:56 · answer #4 · answered by stang girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep that pretty much covers it all
2007-01-15 18:16:43 · answer #5 · answered by school_girl007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that about says it all
2007-01-19 16:18:54 · answer #6 · answered by dreamer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-15 17:37:21 · answer #7 · answered by OnTheProwl007 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!!!! :D
2007-01-15 17:27:32 · answer #8 · answered by bocababy11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋