pat and mick were walking home after a heavy session one night when they came across 2 men one was holding the other by the ankles dangling over a bridge,watching they the man being pulled up holding a 6lb salmon.pat said right mick next bridge we come to you dangle me over,sure enough next bridge mick dangled pat over,after about 10 minutes pat yells mick mick pull me up have you got a salmon says mick no theres a fu##ing train coming.
2007-01-15 09:10:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
to munya car...the first guy got a salmon because he was fising over a river, the second guy didn't coss it was a railway bridge and that is the joke i thought it was great
2007-01-15 09:25:06 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's good here is one pat and mick on the way home from the pub it was a very cold night walking past the bus depot pat says to mick you go steal a bus and I'll watch out after ages pat shouts to mick what the bloody hell you doing mick says oh looking for a no 7 so pat says sod that says get an no 9 and we can get off and walk from the roundabout
2007-01-15 10:55:44 · answer #2 · answered by Bernie c 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not as good as this. A Jewish family settled in Ireland and had a son who was circumcised as a child, because of a urine infection. The child went to the local doctor who was a German. Doctor he stammered, I have a lump on my scrotum. Drop your trousers barked the doctor who was named Sigmund. The young man dropped his trousers and the doctor said, You haf no foreskin, are you Jewish?. The boy began to stammer, no Iiiiiim noooooot, Iiiiiiiim Iiiiiiiiirish. The doctor roared Get out of my surgery you stuttering yid, or else I'll complete the job and sever your scrotum.
2007-01-15 09:27:25 · answer #3 · answered by breedgemh_101 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't get it. How'd the first guy get a fish if it was a train tunnel?
2007-01-15 09:17:28 · answer #4 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-15 10:44:36 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you forgot the punch line
2007-01-15 09:18:12 · answer #6 · answered by Windsor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant....
Paddy goes into the chemist shop and asks for a deodorant.
"Will that be the ball type?" asked the assistant.
"No underarm, please," replies Paddy.
2007-01-15 12:14:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL my stomach is aching
2007-01-15 09:18:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
poor oscar wilde. de profundus.
2007-01-15 09:14:49 · answer #9 · answered by meditation and mango juice 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
seems we have a prise f ucktard here total s hite!
2007-01-15 09:15:26 · answer #10 · answered by chav69 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋