JANUARY-----------I KICKED
FEBRUARY---------I PUNCHED
MARCH-------------I LICKED
APRIL---------------I MADE OUT WITH
MAY-----------------I SLAPPED
JUNE----------------I BEAT
JULY-----------------I KISSED
AUGUST------------I F***ED WIT
SEPTEMBER--------I DREAMED ABOUT
OCTOBER-----------I TAPPED
NOVEMBER---------I B**** SLAPPED
DECEMBER---------I BIT
DAY YOU WERE BORN ON
1--------A SEXY *****
2--------MY FRIENDS PANTS
3--------50 CENT
4--------YOU
5--------HIM/HER
6--------A HOBO
7--------1000 PEOPLE
8--------MY EX
9--------A GANGSTER
10-------UR EX
11-------A SPOON
12-------MY NEIGHBOR
13-------A PICKLE
14-------A H**
15-------A CHICKEN
16-------A FOOTBALL PLAYER
17-------A WHITE BOY
18-------***** BOY
19-------A LESBIAN
20-------MY BOYFRIEND
21-------SPONGE BOB
22-------A BANANA
23-------A HOMO SAPIEN
24-------W/ A MEXICAN GANGSTA
25-------A BLACK GUY (i'm not racist sorry)
26-------A NOODLE
27-------A GOTH
28-------MY BEST FRIENDS BOYFRIEND
29-------A PERP
30-------MY TRUE LOVE
31-------MY CAR
COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT
WHITE---------BECAUSE IM BALLIN
BLACK----------BECAUSE IM EMO
PINK------------BECAUSE THAT B**** STOLE MY TACO
YELLOW--------BECAUSE THE VOICES TOLD ME TO.
BLUE------------BECAUSE I CAN DO THAT S***
GREEN----------BECAUSE THAT’S HOW I ROLL
PURPLE---------BECAUSE I CAN
GRAY------------BECAUSE I KEEP IT GANGSTA
NO SHIRT OR IN A TOWL LOL------BECAUSE HE WAS FINE
ORANGE--------BECAUSE CHICKEN TASTES GOOD.
RED-------------BECAUSE I WAS HIGH
MAROON-------BECAUSE I WAS DRUNK.
BROWN--------- BECAUSE IM SEXY AND I DO WHATEVER I WANT.
STRIPED--------BECAUSE YOUR MOM SAID SO
TURQUOISE----BECAUSE I LOVE IT
TAN-------------BECAUSE IM JUS PLAIN STUPID
MULTI-COLORED---------BECAUSE IM IN LOVE
OTHER----------BECAUSE IT WAS ILLEGAL
2007-01-15 09:03:05 · 15 answers · asked by R ♥ I ♥ P ♥ Casey Calvert 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i tried to edit it the best i could, sorry if someone takes it as an insult i found it on the web, its just for fun, so plz dont be a hater.
2007-01-15 09:04:19 · update #1
Wow I licked a hobo because the voices told me to. I'm scared!
2007-01-15 09:06:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why? Punching would tell him that he's getting to you. He's just waiting for you to react.. thats what bullies do. Just be mature and ignore him or find some witty comeback
2016-05-24 08:30:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I slapped 1000 people because thats how I roll
2007-01-15 09:08:46 · answer #3 · answered by King_Alex 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I kissed 1000 people because i keep it gangsta
2007-01-15 10:57:11 · answer #4 · answered by school_girl007 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I b***** slapped 50 cent because that's how I roll lmao. When i read this at first I thought how silly. But when I did it I thought how funny it all worked out. Anyways that was cute thanks for the giggle.
2007-01-15 09:09:02 · answer #5 · answered by Tamara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow!! I kicked you because I kept it gangsta!!! Cool, made me laugh for a minute
2007-01-16 21:26:54 · answer #6 · answered by SteamedCopper 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I **** slapped a spoon because I'm emo.
I really am emo!
But i could never hurt a spoon. lol.
2007-01-16 03:32:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i kissed my best friends boyfriend because the voices told me to!
haha
2007-01-15 09:07:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
FunnY!! I LOVE IT!
I beat a pickle beacuase that b**** stole my taco
2007-01-15 09:11:51 · answer #9 · answered by .::emma::. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I f**cked with a banana because I am emo.
2007-01-15 09:07:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋