Who has some good "Yo Mama" jokes????
2007-01-15 08:50:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo mama is so fat that she has to drink slim fast 3000 times per day.
2007-01-15 08:54:16 · answer #1 · answered by BullShit Man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama is so big she got a job at the airport kick-starting Jumbo Jets!
Yo Mama is so butt-ugly that when she was born, the Doctors looked at her face then turned her over and said "Yo twins"!
Yo Mama had so many face lifts she now comes out her mouth!
Yo Mama so skanky she got a job at a strip club and men paid her to put her clothes back on!
Yo Mama went to the plastic surgeon and he referred her to a concreter!
Yo Mama so slack that when she rides the bus she really rides the bus!
Yo Mama had more pricks than a second-hand dartboard!
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2007-01-15 17:02:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat when she went to the beach she was the only one to get a tan.
Yo mama so stupid that when the doorbell broke, she just stuck her head out the window to scream "Ding Dong!"
Yo mama so fat that when she sits around the house she sits AROUND the house.
2007-01-15 16:57:14 · answer #3 · answered by Maverick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
2007-01-15 16:59:22 · answer #4 · answered by Parry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so dumb, it takes her three hours to watch 60 minutes..
yo mama so ugly, you gotta tie a pork chop around her neck just to get dogs to play with her..
yo mama so fat, after $ex she smokes a ham..
yo mama gap so big between her front teeth, i don't know whether to smile at her or kick a field goal..
yo mama so fat, she uses a boomerang to put a belt on..
yo mama so fat, she plays pool with the planets..
2007-01-15 17:00:59 · answer #5 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out
yo mama so lame she dj's for the icecream truck
yo mama so easy she went to a party and when the dj yelled "hoedown" she hit the floor.
2007-01-15 18:45:23 · answer #6 · answered by love*pink 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(dictionary)
fat: Yo mama
ugly: Yo mama
10 points: Yo mama
2007-01-15 17:05:17 · answer #7 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is so fat that when she gets on a scale it says to be continued.
yo Mama so fat that she uses a VCR as a pager.
2007-01-15 17:07:42 · answer #8 · answered by needanswers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama so ugly come holloween she no need no mask
2007-01-19 12:38:20 · answer #9 · answered by Baby Doll 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo moma is so short she tried to comment suicide off of a curb. Yo moma is fat that when she walks across the road every thinks there's a road block. xoxoxo
2007-01-15 16:56:03 · answer #10 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋