oops there goes 2 pts lol thanks 4 looking
2007-01-15 08:49:39 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO t4tp
2007-01-15 09:14:18 · answer #1 · answered by Mr (FnC).. Frogncat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the points but I have several things for you to try:
Go and develop strategies for tic tac toe so you NEVER lose or
Rip a like 100 papers seperatly, then take the halves and put them on top of each other and see if you can rip all 200 of them down the middle if you can put all 400 fourths on top of each other and rip them etc. or
Go out and buy a diamond bra http://www.victoriassecret.com/fantasy1021/fantasy_bra/
or
make up a new word or
memerise all the digits of pi or
learn everything there is to know about picture frames or
clip your toenails and put them in a jar when that jar is full make a pie with all of them and make an earwax candle and put it in the middle. Go out and find a baby that his birthday where he turns 1 is tomorrow. Donate the pie to them. or
Get a Tickle Me Extreme (T.M.E) and play with it or
make up ways to con people out of there money.
2007-01-15 19:01:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
duuuuuuuuuuuuur at least give us a laugh, here's one to have a giggle at.
a couple parked in lovers lane and started kissing, as they got more & more aroused, the man began to undo the girls blouse.
"wait a minute" she said i think I ought to tell you that im a prostitute and if you want sex it'll cost you £20.00.
feeling angry but beyond the point of no return, he handed over £20.00 and they carried on.
much later, once they'd got dressed again, they sat back in the front seats but he didn't start the car.
"hey" whats wrong? she asked.
"well, i think I ought to tell you that i'm a mini cab driver and until you pay me £25.00 for the fare, i'm not driving you back to town"
2007-01-15 17:08:02 · answer #3 · answered by Tony a 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think the English word is TOOL.
2007-01-15 16:55:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes. i liked it a lot, i'm sure she will come round to the idea soon, then she will enjoy it as well!
2007-01-15 16:57:49 · answer #5 · answered by bazz d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man.. thats stupid.. you just got those points for nothing.. an i wasted my time for looking.. at least put a joke up.. * sticks tongue out at you * :P * thhhh *..
2007-01-15 16:54:32 · answer #6 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should on the mint program as nobody ever wins.
2007-01-15 16:57:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
posting a random message?
nah not really
2007-01-15 16:55:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tried what?
2007-01-15 16:53:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wazzup dawg
2007-01-15 17:03:34 · answer #10 · answered by ancientblade 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋