It would seem a sensible thing to do,looking at the way things have turned out.
And has the prince of darkness installed a firewall?
2007-01-15 08:45:36 · 17 answers · asked by misterviv 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Reminded me of an old joke ...
Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer.
This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.
They set themselves before their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.
He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out."
"Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."
Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished. He stutters, "B-b-but how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?"
God chuckles, "Everybody knows... Jesus saves."
2007-01-15 09:01:23 · answer #1 · answered by Capernaum12 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
the international isn't the way that God created it and thanks to that, all are susceptible to the impacts of sin interior the international. Why does one guy or woman go through and yet another would not? Why do catastrophes ensue to some and no others? it is via the fact sin is interior the international. yet there'll come an afternoon while the Lord will return and cleanse this international of all sin and all suffering. as for Isaiah 40 5:7 ? interior the previous English Tounge of 1611, The previous English was conscious Evil of their King James Translation as a manner of descibing Calamaity, which includes affliction, Tornadoes, Storms, Earthquakes,, previous English human beings used the be conscious evil to describe organic mess ups
2016-12-12 12:09:18 · answer #2 · answered by deibert 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He didn't create a backup copy but He did have a backup plan. And that plan was Jesus Christ. One day, He will recreate the universe and there will be new heavens and a new earth. And Jesus will be ruling and His Kingdom is everlasting. Satan and demons will be thrown into hell together with those who rejected Christ and God's people will rule and reign together with Jesus.
2007-01-15 09:10:53 · answer #3 · answered by pretribber 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well good thing we aren't cats huh, we can be as curious as we please.
And I highly doubt there's a back-up copy, because if there was an all-great Admin of the sky, he would have already done Ctl - Atl - Delete on this place, and started anew.
That or there would be some serious ban-hammers going around.
2007-01-15 08:58:02 · answer #4 · answered by Lilyx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THERE IS 24 CONTROLLERS OVER THE WHOLE IDEA OF LIFE IN THE REALM OF THE REALM BEYOND ALL BOUNDS.THE BOOKS ARE OPENED AT THE GREAT WHITE THRONE JUDGEMENT BEFORE THE 24 ELDERS.THE GREAT GOD IS THE GARDEN OF THIS WORLD AND THE DEVIL COMES FOR THE HARVEST.THERE ISN'T MUCH THERE ,OUT THERE ALIVE IN SPIRIT ON THIS DAY ,ALL ARE GOING TO HELL IN A FLAMING STAR,THE LAKE OF FIRE,I AM GOING ACROSS THE SEA GLASS IN A WISH ,I LEAVE THIS WORLD BEHIND WITH ALL OF THE LOST SOULS IN IT.
2007-01-15 09:01:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is really a backup called "Laoh-i- Mehfooz", the protected book. As mentioned in Holy Quran.
2007-01-15 17:43:52 · answer #6 · answered by Ishfaq A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
logical question.......
god is the "the creator" so he never need a backup of anything...logically why we need a backup?
answer is..
in order to restore the system if it got faulty..as we are not the creator of that system..or cant understand it fully......so backup is applies on us.........
....but not on god.........
as he is the creator and can creates infinite universes like that....also i find no logic that why he will restore this universe back..if it ever collapsed or started malfunctioning........
....if he have say _n universes....so he will ignore if one byte got a malfunction....
2007-01-15 08:58:58 · answer #7 · answered by Shak 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it's stored on a SD memory card which only the pope knows the location of.
Demons are viruses.
2007-01-15 08:49:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would He?
He created the Universe, He created all of us, He knew what He created..
2007-01-15 08:50:52 · answer #9 · answered by Razan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Coming soon.... Ctrl + Alt + Del
2007-01-15 08:53:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋