A young couple are out carousing one evening. While driving down the highway the guy says to the girl, "If I go 100 miles an hour, will you take off your clothes?"
She agrees and he begins to speed up. When the speedometer hits 100 she starts to strip. When she gets all her clothes off he is so busy staring at her that he drives off the road and flips the car. The girl is thrown clear without a scratch but her clothes and her boyfriend are trapped in the car.
"Go get help.", he pleads.
She replies, "I can't, I'm naked."
He points to his shoe that was thrown clear and says "Cover your snatch with that and go get help."
She takes the shoe, covers herself, and runs to the petrol station down the road. When she arrives she is frantic and yells to the attendant, "HELP! HELP! My boyfriend's stuck!"
The attendant looks down at the shoe covering her crotch and replies, "I'm sorry Miss. He's too far in."
2007-01-15 08:36:54 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10/10 Excellent, really good..
2007-01-15 08:42:29 · answer #1 · answered by jo w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-15 08:52:37 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Naughty! Naughty! LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2007-01-19 06:36:27 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.!!!
10/10.!!!
2007-01-15 10:53:15 · answer #4 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha,ha,ha lol that was a great one! thanx for the laugh!
2007-01-15 08:51:27 · answer #5 · answered by SinisterKid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant lol.
2007-01-15 08:43:05 · answer #6 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha lmao
2007-01-15 08:48:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yet another good one well done keep them coming
2007-01-15 08:47:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get it! He thought the boyfriend was...
2007-01-15 08:43:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats fab
2007-01-15 08:48:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋