There was once an old farmer whose only virtue was 3 beautiful daughters. One night, they were all going out on dates with their respective beaus. There came a knock at the door, and he answered.
"Hi!" said the young man standing there. "My name's Joe. I'm here to pick up Flo. we're going to the show. Is she ready to go?" "Yes, I'll go and get her" said the farmer.
About 10 minutes later there's another knock. "Hi, my name's Eddy. I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going to eat spaghetti. Is she ready?" So the farmer goes and fetches her.
Another 10 minutes go by, and there's a 3rd knock. "Hi, my name's Tucker..." And before he can say another word, the farmer grabs him by the neck, drags him out the back, and shoots him.
2007-01-15 08:31:27 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What was the third daughter's name? I can't think of any female name that rhymes with "Tucker."
2007-01-15 08:34:51 · answer #1 · answered by Lee Harvey Wallbanger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's a new good joke I've never heard before. Do you have any more that's funny like this one? xoxoxo
2007-01-15 08:43:58 · answer #2 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm.. what was the third one's name though.. i liked this one.. because of course he was going to say he was gonna f**ker lol.. but i just wonder what the last one's name was.. because i don't know what girl name rhymes with Tucker.. good joke though.. it made me laugh..
2007-01-15 08:37:08 · answer #3 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I've heard that one before....but it's still just as funny as it was the first time!
2007-01-15 08:35:06 · answer #4 · answered by wilsonsarahmarie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent lol.
2007-01-15 08:33:39 · answer #5 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an old one but still funny
2007-01-15 08:34:22 · answer #6 · answered by TINYTI 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its old but its still funny
2007-01-18 05:07:05 · answer #7 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9/10 it made me smile,,,,
2007-01-15 08:34:25 · answer #8 · answered by jo w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good lol
2007-01-16 15:57:00 · answer #9 · answered by Zenlife07 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL WHO TOLD U THIS
2007-01-15 08:37:20 · answer #10 · answered by yamahaqi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋