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i dont get this, can some one explain....



Girl on the beach?
man walking on the beach sees a girl with no arms and no legs crying, so he stops and askes her why, shes says i am 18 years old and never been huged, so he feel bad,gives her a hug and goes on his way, the next day he sees the same girl crying and asks her what is wrong now, she say im 18 and ive never been kissed, so he leans down kisses her and goes on his way
next day there she is crying again and he asks what now, shes says i am 18 and never been fucced, so the guy thinks for a minute,picks her up and throws her in the water and says your fucced now!

2007-01-15 08:08:11 · 11 answers · asked by g00d_kiss3r_1992 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

ohh my god that is the funnies thing i ever herd off wow that's a great joke love it

well to explan the girl dotn have no arms or feet so she cant swim so when he thoughs her to the water she will die thats why he said now you are f^cked lol

2007-01-15 08:16:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

that's so funny never heard it before but i can grant you i will be telling it now.
the whole point of the joke is shes f#@ked now cause he threw her in the water so how will she swim w/ no arms are legs.


what she really wanted him to do was have sex w/ her

2007-01-15 16:24:57 · answer #2 · answered by shawnreed25 2 · 1 0

well she has no arms or legs.. she is looking for pity from some dude on a beach.. she says she has never been effed.. so he throws the ***** in the water.. and says " your effed now ".. because she can't swim.. she has no arms.. or legs.. derrr.. she is a base pretty much.. think about it..

2007-01-15 16:16:57 · answer #3 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 0 2

8/10 What to explain?

2007-01-15 16:13:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0 2

He sure made her fucced!

2007-01-15 16:26:55 · answer #5 · answered by Mehmet Azk 2 · 0 0

seriously, ur crazy if u dont understand...she has no arms n legs..she cant swim...but anywayz...yeah..i just need some points

2007-01-15 16:51:46 · answer #6 · answered by hey_musiq 1 · 0 0

she's fucced because she can't swim, and when you're in trouble, yer fucced

2007-01-15 16:18:20 · answer #7 · answered by lunch_for_dinner 1 · 1 1

I don't know who told u this joke but for me is very funny. I like this joke.

2007-01-15 16:14:43 · answer #8 · answered by historyman_of_sa 4 · 0 2

she is not able to swim so she is going to die in the water

2007-01-15 16:18:42 · answer #9 · answered by Waz Up? 3 · 0 2

ah, she has not arms or legs, she can't swim

2007-01-15 16:14:42 · answer #10 · answered by it's me, julie 2 · 0 2

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