A little bird was flying south for the winter. It got so cold it froze up and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As it lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the little bird singing, and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out-and then ate him.
The morals of the story are:
1. Not everyone who drops $hit on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of $hit is your friend.
3. When you're in deep $hit, keep your mouth shut!
2007-01-15 07:54:13 · 7 answers · asked by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
2007-01-15 08:18:27 · answer #1 · answered by efil_4_msdb 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
It's number 3. I heard this one before. It's a good one though.
2007-01-15 08:15:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats good $hit
2007-01-15 07:57:45 · answer #3 · answered by coconuts 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i've never heard it is it # 3 well i notsso sure but it is good
2007-01-15 09:19:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
7/10 ROTFLMAO
2007-01-15 08:01:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
$hit! That's very wise of you!
2007-01-15 08:06:28 · answer #6 · answered by Mehmet Azk 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao!!!!!!
2007-01-15 08:05:23 · answer #7 · answered by bocababy11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋