If christianity is so great, how come agnostics get all the hot chicks??

Question

I mean, I've seen 'em at church, the christian women are usually kind of boring and fat, ya know, very missionary, unless they're young, but i'm not in to that. Then I go to an agnostic group, where they worship....well.....they don't know....but the girls with the guys there are hot!! Dress cool, act cool, are fun and intelligent. Are agnostic guys better in bed?? Maybe just cuz christians are so vanilla and boring?? Or is it the christian self-righteousness that makes them seem cold and frigid and like a divorce-waiting-to-happen?? Please help, I'm thinking of joining a church but I don't want to end up with one of these snooze-a-rific girls!!!

Answer 1

Christian women have to gain a lot of weight, or else they won't be allowed in Walmart.

Answer 2

That is actually superficial question. What a person is on the inside is hugely more important than the outside. The body dies but who you are is much more important and never will. And people who marry because they're wife is "hot" can have a horrible loveless marriage while a christian couple would love each other and care for each other until death. If you want a hot wife go ahead but love is more important than how someone looks. Love never dies but looks do.

God Bless,
Elisha

Answer 3

The point in this life is not to "get all the hot chicks" or the be the "coolest" person in a group. The point of this life is to know God, and worship and serve Him.

Answer 4

Christian's get the good ones, you know the ones you can love and delight to be with more that for 10 minutes.

Answer 5

Maybe the church you are thinking of attending is rather bland. My church has a rather large number of hot girls and guys. But of course, you shouldn't make your decision on the level of attractiveness.

Answer 6

agnostics don't worship anything but anyway i've met some catholic girls who are filthy, must be all that repressed sexuality