Here's some good quotes for my YA family
"Now suppose you are an idiot and suppose you're were a member of congress...but I repeat myself" Mark Twain
"Bigamy is having one wife too many.Monogamy is the same." Oscar Wilde
"If it weren't for electricity we would all be watching T.V. by candlelight" George Gobel
"I am desperately trying to figure out why Kamikazes wore helmets" Dave Edison
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2007-01-15 07:39:29 · 8 answers · asked by Puddin 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Do you have blacks, too?" —to Brazilian President Fernando Cardoso, George Bush
2007-01-16 12:03:28 · answer #1 · answered by kimmys 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite Mark Twain quote is: "When the world ends I want to be in Kentucky. Everything there happens 20 years later."
2007-01-15 15:46:40 · answer #2 · answered by Francisco D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love the 4th one lmao =)
thanx for posting these
2007-01-15 15:43:08 · answer #3 · answered by Night visions 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice ones. lol
2007-01-15 16:10:33 · answer #4 · answered by Rex 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are pretty good....gonna tell everyone!
2007-01-15 15:42:50 · answer #5 · answered by moaehahi1979 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dont get them.
2007-01-15 15:46:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
uh... those aren't funny...
2007-01-15 15:43:30 · answer #7 · answered by USC r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks Puddin, for letting me remember those lines.
2007-01-15 15:43:31 · answer #8 · answered by Moose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋