2007-01-15 07:37:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, because it turns out that you have to DISBELIEVE in God to go to Heaven. Confusing? Yes, but consider this: Satan is a liar and deceiver, and it turns out that he wrote the Bible!
You rule, by the way.
2007-01-15 07:43:29 · answer #1 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually, Blaise just called me, and he's stuck at a Greyhound station in Ashtabula, Ohio.
2007-01-15 15:42:12 · answer #2 · answered by Marc Miami 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If God exists, and is the Christian version, then no, since he would see that old Blaise was forcing belief from self interest and not heartfelt commitment.
2007-01-15 15:47:52 · answer #3 · answered by neil s 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no americans were in heaven to the best of my recollection, cause it was a winnipeggers funeral as My avatar shows.
the h symbolizes Me and n symbolizes my part one armed grandfather and the one that we are carrying is My father and he(Me) V (years old) when e died.
but i don't have the guest list for my fathers funeral cause i was only V. but maybe a few americans were invited but i hope not cause ACTRA is on strike so screw them they make more in one show then most people make in a month.
Down with ACTRA, send in the goons to break up the strike!!!
all hail goons.
2007-01-15 15:45:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing ever happens in Heaven. Everything is fine.
2007-01-15 15:39:59 · answer #5 · answered by vehement_chemical 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope... He didn't believe in Thor so he got smacked with a hammer.
Looks like he took the wrong bet.
2007-01-15 15:41:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Depends. There are some who believe that gambling is a sin, in which case he isn't!
2007-01-15 16:17:48 · answer #7 · answered by anthonypaullloyd 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He had better be. He bet his butt on it.
How many "b"s in my response?
Ok, Ok, so he called it a "wager"- so shoot me.
2007-01-15 15:44:59 · answer #8 · answered by MrsOcultyThomas 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he was of the elect, yes, if not, no.
2007-01-15 15:41:58 · answer #9 · answered by BrotherMichael 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha.
If he chose correctly ;)
2007-01-15 15:40:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋