randomness wins
2007-01-15 07:24:06 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So a monkey ate my house yesterday and went to school with my uncle sam on the Atlantic Ocean, went sailing with the tooth fairy and some fireman, read three cookbooks, and played hockey with a grape.
2007-01-15 07:38:29 · answer #1 · answered by The Man From Sudan™ 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
2+2=1
2007-01-15 17:37:33 · answer #2 · answered by Michael D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you know what? I like to eat toenail pie. But there is several problems with toenail pie and i will tell you them in this article and i might tell you about other kinds of pie later on in this article.
So the first thing i would like to tell about toenail pie is that sometimes the makes throw in a dash of chalk board dust in it which makes it waaaaaaaay more zesty. But the problems are that it is made of toenails that sometimes come from humans when everyone knows that ant toenails are the best type of toenail. They probably use human toenails because they have less calories and sugar than ant toenails do. Another problem is sometimes they throw in some music in the pie and you can't even describe how much i HATE when they throw in music in my pie! They think it tastes better but if i want music pie i'll eat music pie and if i want toenail pie i dont want it with music. Why are these losers so dumb?!?!?!?! But overall Toenail pie is the best. Now let's move on to salamander pie. It is the most adorable pie i have ever seen. My house even has a picture of salamander pie in every room. And the toilet, Do you know what my toilet looks like?, it looks like a salamander pie. I love them and they are awesome. Salamander pie all the Way
2007-01-15 19:14:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ginger Snaps
2007-01-15 15:28:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You say "randomness wins", so I'm gonna answer "randomness"
I win!!
2007-01-15 15:28:24 · answer #5 · answered by ildjb@sbcglobal.net 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There once was a lonely turtle. He wanted to cross the road to meet other turtles. One day he decided to cross the road. Days he spent listening to the ground, and no cars passed. Just as he mustered enough courage to walk across the road a Hummer sped down the pavement and crushed him.
2007-01-15 15:47:20 · answer #6 · answered by Knee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dancing potatoes eating yellow cats with pink spots
2007-01-15 16:02:45 · answer #7 · answered by motbubbles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
when i was a cup in Ms. Newbars class, the window jumped out of its home and the coffee in the cheezit box spilled all over the tiled floor.
2007-01-15 17:05:29 · answer #8 · answered by Dezz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Inflatable whale
2007-01-15 15:28:07 · answer #9 · answered by Kirsty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kangaroo.
2007-01-15 16:27:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋