A parrot has a memory that will only hold the last two things it has heard. A guy buys him, puts him by the front door and tests him. ``One, two,'' the man says. ``One, two,'' the parrot says. ``Three,'' says the man. ``Two, three,'' says the parrot. ``Four,'' says the man. ``Three, four,'' says the parrot. Then the guy shouts to his wife: ``So long, honey, I'm going to the office!'' When the guy comes home, what does the parrot say?
2007-01-15 06:58:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
SORRY BUT I DONT GET IT
2007-01-15 07:05:33 · answer #1 · answered by diego 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The office
2007-01-15 15:41:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you don't get it because the whole joke isn't there.. I've heard this joke before.. but it's been so long ago.. that i don't quite remember how it actually goes.. all I know is that is rather funny.. just part of it is missing.. because from this little bit you have.. the last thing the parrot would say.. is.. " the office ".. and that isn't funny at all..
2007-01-15 15:48:54 · answer #3 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say this joke is missing the punch line, like the wife cheated on him and the parrot repeats what she said.
2007-01-15 15:05:49 · answer #4 · answered by L 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the office
2007-01-15 15:13:28 · answer #5 · answered by bob b 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the office
2007-01-15 15:05:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it is all here, it's not funny, the next answer would be the office.
2007-01-15 15:08:02 · answer #7 · answered by mischa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
four, so long honey, im going to the office!
(thats a hard one!, i dont know, i just guessed that answer!)
2007-01-15 15:04:28 · answer #8 · answered by Irish Girl 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
not really i would say the answer is "the office" but thats not funny, so i dont know what it is
2007-01-15 15:03:34 · answer #9 · answered by courtney 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Four so
2007-01-15 16:08:09 · answer #10 · answered by needanswers 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seems like there should be more to it than that. almost like you are missing the punchline.
2007-01-15 15:02:59 · answer #11 · answered by walt flanagan's dog 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋