A blonde was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up toward heaven, she said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to church every Sunday for the rest of my life and give up sex and booze."
Instantly, and miraculously, a parking place appeared.
She looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one!"
2007-01-15 06:36:41 · 21 answers · asked by sparkletina 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha! thats funny!
2007-01-15 06:39:10 · answer #1 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's A good Joke about Blondes. Very Funny
2007-01-15 15:33:00 · answer #2 · answered by dukerules78 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A group of Blondes come cheering into a bar. The bar tender asks why they are cheering.
They said they finished a puzzle in 3 months, and the box said three years and up.
2007-01-15 14:41:18 · answer #3 · answered by Jennifer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was funny
now my turn
what do you call a Blonde behind the steering wheel?
a air bag.
(to any blonde out there reading this sorry but you know that much blondes are like that.)
2007-01-15 14:44:29 · answer #4 · answered by AnnaVolleyBall 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
two blondes were driving to disneyland a sign said disneyland left the blondes said ohwell and turned around
whats the difference between smart blondes and bigfoot?
bigfoots been sighted
2007-01-15 14:46:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's hilarious! 9/10
2007-01-15 14:41:26 · answer #6 · answered by ░▒▓Mollyஐ▓▒░ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW what a joke i could see alot of blondes doing this.
2007-01-15 14:40:18 · answer #7 · answered by Me_Not_You 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay theres a nickel on the ground who picked it up santa,toothfairy,smartblonde, dumbblond. its the dumb blond because thats the only one thats real
2007-01-15 14:43:01 · answer #8 · answered by Adam S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I used to date her.
We had a pregnancy scare once & she wanted to know if the doctor was certain it was hers!
2007-01-15 14:42:09 · answer #9 · answered by comicards 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sounds like someone I know. lol
2007-01-15 14:41:34 · answer #10 · answered by Hugs and Kisses 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so so so so funny. You should prefrom at night clubs for being so funny.
2007-01-15 14:53:08 · answer #11 · answered by alibrown08 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋