Olaf & Sven were fishing one day when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Olaf for a light.
"Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replied. Then reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. "Vhere dit yew git dat monster??"
"Vell," replied Olaf, "I got it from me Genie."
"You haff a genie in yor tackle box?" Sven asked.
"Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box," says Olaf.
"Could I see him?"
So Olaf opens his tackle box & sure enough, out pops the genie.
Addressing the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"
"Yes, I will," says the genie.
So Sven asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there,
waiting for his million bucks.Shortly, the sky darkens & is filled with the sound of a million ducks...flying overhead.
Over the roar of the million ducks Sven yells at Olaf.
"Yumpin'Yimminy I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"
Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"
2007-01-15 06:35:57 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HUH?
2007-01-15 06:38:34 · answer #1 · answered by Kayyyy&♥; 4 · 0⤊ 5⤋
You better rewrite this and include me next time LC! ;) What you did was great, you are like the peacemaker around here, if anyone is going to bring the poets together, I think its you. I could never write a poem about the whole YAP crew....it's too much work. I do it one poet at a time. I've done a poem about Buk, Zahid, Rayven and Ian. I find it ironic that I get along with the female poets, and yet I am inspired only to write about the male poets. I attempted a poem about Nancy, but I know f*ck all about her honestly. Except she likes spiders lol. I don't share enough of my poems with you guys to really know who I am or what I am about, and that is my fault. But you know my reasons for this, and you know my poems paint me in a far better light than what I can say as a person.
2016-05-24 07:16:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice.. heard a different variation involving a 10-inch Pianist though. Same concept though.
2007-01-15 06:57:45 · answer #3 · answered by Maverick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny :)
there's another one along the same lines about a tiny piano player in a bar and a guy who didn't ask for a 10 inch pianist...
2007-01-15 06:40:58 · answer #4 · answered by babycakes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10 awesome
2007-01-15 07:27:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I' ve heard that same joke almost. but it was a twelve inch pianist and a million ducks.
2007-01-15 07:38:04 · answer #6 · answered by crazychick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
think.... what rhymes with bic
i also heard one about a guy who ended up with a 10 inch pianist
2007-01-15 06:42:16 · answer #7 · answered by Sarah 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha hah nice one lol
2007-01-15 06:41:51 · answer #8 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol haha gd 1
2007-01-15 06:41:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one.
2007-01-15 06:40:33 · answer #10 · answered by Brad C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny.
2007-01-15 06:40:09 · answer #11 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋